Palin intense dislike thread.

[madeline_con]

Remember Mad Magazine's "Scenes we'd like to see"? what would you like to see on video?


Mine: Palin's rifle jams, and the moose tramples her.

[Zynx]

1. I'd like to see a Polar Bear pin her down and crap all over her.

[liberal N proud]

3. I can't repeat here what I would like to see that polar bear do

[madeline_con]

4. Husband's favorite: rifle discharges inside chopper....

chopper crashes, she's eaten by wolves.

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Ha, ha!! Love it!!

LOL!! Poetic justice, in so many ways.

[dana_b]

17. nah, they just chew off her arms n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

2. The ammo backs up and explodes in her face, requiring a long scar

stretching from her right temple to her left cheek. Nothing actually harmful, of course. Just enough to make her go home and torment alaska, since they love her so much.

[hlthe2b]

6. I'm in.... and all for arming the animals!

[Freedomofmind]

7. Lol... I'd like to see her be bitch-slapped by Jesus Christ

"You did WHAT in my name?!?"

[Raine1967]

8. I wanna see her caught on tape

going on Diva on her handlers, on Taaaad... I wanna see her just going off all caught on tape like britney.

[progressiveforever]

9. From the Wizard of Oz: I'm melting, I'm melting (but I don't know if it's man made)

[progressiveforever]

10. ANd I'd like to see Hillary beat the shit out of her for general purposes

[BleedingHeartRN]

11. I'd like to see her forced to have one of their beloved

"Town Hall" meetings, except everyone there is an ethnically diverse, transgendered, political scientist with a degree from Harvard asking her intricate foreign affairs questions she can't possibly answer. She'd probably spontaneously combust.

[Shoelace]

12. The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe

found this article in Huffpost this morning and yes, I believe the metaphor is aptly expressed in that article!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/the-lyin-the-...



and.....

[Rocknrule]

13. A Molly Weasley lookalike screaming "NOT MY COUNTRY, YOU BITCH!" at her

[Mid_FL_voter]

14. A mere landslide for Obama/Biden will be fine by me. n/t

[polichick]

15. After the election, Alaskans insist she step down due to abuse of power...

But she is welcomed to a neighboring country ~ where she can see Alaska from her house.

[Hans Delbrook]

16. I want to see her grilled

By a reporter who really knows how to do it (ala Dan Rather.) And will ask her some tough questions. Yes - even tougher than, "What newspapers do you claim to read?" "Do you have *any* clue what this financial melt-down is about?" and "Do you even understand the nature of the job for which you seem to think you're qualified?"

Then I'll sit back and laugh and laugh when she loses it on national TV.

[mitchum]

18. A tweaking Tawwwwwd smacking her around after she fucks another one of his friends

sorry, but I detest that woman

[democrat2thecore]

19. Christopher Hitchen's SERIOUS smackdown of Palin today

The last paragraph is the end of a scathing column on the Science Of Sarah Palin:

"This is what the Republican Party has done to us this year: It has placed within reach of the Oval Office a woman who is a religious fanatic and a proud, boastful ignoramus. Those who despise science and learning are not anti-elitist. They are morally and intellectually slothful people who are secretly envious of the educated and the cultured. And those who prate of spiritual warfare and demons are not just "people of faith" but theocratic bullies. On Nov. 4, anyone who cares for the Constitution has a clear duty to repudiate this wickedness and stupidity."

http://www.slate.com/id/2203120 /

I don't know what happened to Hitchens on the Iraq War, but I have to admit to admiring his intellectual independence. And, God Is Not Great is one of the great books of the decade.

[DevonRex]

22. I want to see her at home, up to her knees in kids' toys, baby spitup

all over her big shirt, her hair pulled back tight in a plain old rubber band. Nails chipped from housework. Babysitting her baby's baby. Making her children do their homework.

And OMG, reading an actual newspaper.

[TNMOM]

20. I'd like to see her get off the public payrolls, get a job for which she is qualified...at McDonalds

[democrat2thecore]

21. I dunno...I see her waitressing at Denny's (no offense to the others at Denny's!) -nt

[Bobbie Jo]

23. Perp walk with the obligatory consignment store jacket covering her face.

Bonus:.....as Taaaaawd is tackled to the ground after pulling a gun out of his pants in the midst of a multitude of cameras and reporters.

Yeah....that works.

[donna123]

24. with each passing day, she becomes more inflammatory

more incendiary, more divisive
she foments more hate and more fear

and represents the worst of the repub party - faux "populists" who are anti-science, anti-education (sneering about ivy league educations), and anti-progress

[backscatter712]

25. I've got Palin's new campaign theme music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphuBPNYcWo

So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
And he sent us along as a surrugate band.
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall. -- 'Gainst the wall!
And that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me.
Get him up against the wall. -- 'Gainst the wall!
And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon.
Who let all this riffraff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot.

You better run like hell
You better make your face up in
Your favourite disguise
With your button down lips and your
Roller blind eyes
With your empty smile
And your hungry heart
Feel the bile rising from your guilty past
With your nerves in tatters
When the cockleshell shatters
And the hammers batter
Down the door
You better fun like hell
You better dun all day
And run all night
And keep your dirty feelings
Deep inside
And if you take your girlfriend
Out tonight,
You better park the car
Well out of sight
Cos if they catch you in the back seat
Trying to pick her locks
They’re gonna send you back to mother
In a cardboard box
You better run

"Eins, zwei, drei, alle!"

Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
Ooooh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over
Walk on by.

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.

We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...

Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to put on a black shirt.
Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the jews.
Waiting to follow the worms.

Would you like to see Britannia
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.
Would you like to send our colored cousins
Home again, my friend?

All you need to do is follow the worms.

The Worms will convene outside Brixton Bus Station. We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock down Stockwell Road {.... ......} {Abbot's Road } {.....} twelve minutes to three we'll be moving along Lambeth Road towards Vauxhall Bridge. Now when we get to the other side of Vauxhall Bridge we're in Westminster {Borough } area. It's quite possible we may encounter some {.....} by the way we go. {... ..}."