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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:41 PM
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What's wrong with Mary Matalins face?
It's frozen and who gave her that haircut? Someone played a dirty joke on her at the plastic surgeons office and hairdressers.

I don't make fun of people but she reminds me of my chimpanzee doll that I had when I was a kid. He was made out of plastic and his ears stuck out on the sides and his face was frozen without a smile.
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:43 PM
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1. She looks the same to me


What does Carville see in her?
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:05 AM
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19. I don't know
Must be the sex.
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Scorpious_Maximus Donating Member (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:41 AM
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25. Twisted Joy of having sex with a "Pug Woman"?


I guess.......... :crazy:
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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:44 PM
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2. Bitter at the lack of true men with moral in the Pubic party.
Pinched face of frowning to much.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:48 PM
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3. Well for starters, she needs to give Kathleen Harris her makeup back
The last time I saw Mary Matalin, her makeup really did look like war paint. Scary.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:06 AM
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20. LOL
They both shop at the same makeup counter at Walgreen's.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:49 PM
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4. Some people have bad reactions to plastic surgery
I guess
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YellowDawgDemocrat Donating Member (181 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:51 PM
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5. She and Carville were made for each other
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:51 PM
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6. One expression - - - sour.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:52 PM
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7. Uh ... the portrait she keeps in the attic ...
Edited on Mon Sep-06-04 10:59 PM by gauguin57
... must be starting to fade.

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Zen Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:52 PM
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8. Apologies to Dennis Kucinich, but she looks like Dennis in drag.
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Fed Up Donating Member (443 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:53 PM
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9. she always speaks with her teeth clenched.
Maybe her tongue looks ugly.
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 10:53 PM
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10. Don't be nasty. She may be working for us.
;-)
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:10 PM
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11. hey the husband is working for kerry
what if he is reading the board, think he is going to be happy with you. i want to win.
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Carolina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 05:08 PM
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34. who cares what we say, LOL
Serpent head, as she calls him, has to know that many people loathe her and cannot fathom the tie(s) that bind them aside now from their children. Still whatever brought them together?? Sorry, no sex is that good for that long.

Besides, he wants to win too, DUers dissing his spouse notwithstanding.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:14 PM
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12. It sucks.
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Nordic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:33 PM
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13. everything
For starters, the face is attached to a repug.

She's a reptile.

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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:35 PM
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14. She's a hatchet-faced harpy...
Edited on Mon Sep-06-04 11:35 PM by mitchum
it's a good thing that she and Carville's kids will inherit a lot of money (otherwise the poor things would never get laid)
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 04:13 AM
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30. The kids were on MTP with their parents
around Christmas last year, those two little girls are actually cute and they seemed intelligent (must get that from their father).
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:40 AM
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31. I remember them now
They were cute.
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:38 PM
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15. It has a hole where sound comes out.
big problem, that.
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:47 PM
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16. I never could figure out how she and Carville are married
I mean, you can't find 2 people that are farther apart politically, and politics is their business. I guess they have great sex. That's the only thing that could explain it.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:12 AM
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23. If she can't open up her mouth
How can they have great sex? :evilgrin:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:49 PM
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17. It's her brain that I'm puzzled about
I respect her and Jim's marriage and all that.

But she is just the most willing stooge for the GOPoids...I bet she doesn't believe half of what she says.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-04 11:54 PM
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18. she always did talk without moving much of her face or lips
very expressionless. But I think her hair color is way darker now, the makeup is way heavier and the hair is done unattractively. She may be sick, may have had a wig on...maybe chemo?
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:08 AM
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21. to be honest, hate makes that happen.
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:11 AM
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22. She has just realized that after 8 years of Clinton
she's been numero uno in the Carvile/Matalin household, and now she's going to be back to number two after Kerry wins in Nov.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:17 AM
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24. You got that right
I get a feeling that she puts Eva Brown outfits on and gets her wipe out. :evilgrin:
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GOPAgainstGW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 02:00 AM
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26. HERE'S A PIC OF JAMES & MARY ON TV YESTERDAY
Carvelle & Madalin - 9/5/04 Meet the Press with Tim Boressert

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GOPAgainstGW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 02:02 AM
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27. HEY NAME THE CAPTION FOR THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 04:26 PM
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32. The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 04:43 PM
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33. Seems to be an argument over penis size!
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LowerManhattanite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 05:16 PM
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37. Jim...forgive me for what I'm about to say about your wife here, but...
...in that scary photo from MTP, she looks like some forgotten member of Duran Duran (circa 1983) who got bounced from the band for reeeaaalllly excessive heroin use.

Sorry...but it's true.
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Kimber Scott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 02:13 AM
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28. I think she's Botoxed the entire middle third of her face and it's
affected her nasal cavities, as well.

Sorry, James. Don't mean to be rude and I'm sure if I were on t.v. a whole bunch of people could say some pretty bad stuff about me, too. But, something IS wrong with her face... and her attitude, AND the guy she works for.
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 03:10 AM
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29. I'm sure her Mother Loved It.
:)
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 05:09 PM
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35. She's Republican Ugly.
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TexasSissy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 05:12 PM
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36. She looks the same to me. She looks okay. More attractive than her hubby
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