What will Ashley Todd's future be once she gets out of prison?

[Rocknrule]

My guess is she will play Mayella Ewell in the next remake of "To Kill a Mockingbird"

[Seen the light]

1. "Would you like fries with that?"

[elkston]

2. She won't do time. Probably probation or something. (n/t)

[Jackpine Radical]

16. No doubt.

[CoffeeCat]

3. Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? (nt)

[Danger Mouse]

4. She won't go to prison.

[justiceischeap]

5. I was thinking along the same lines -- however, so far it's just a misdemeanor

No jail time, except maybe while being held for arraignment.

[wndycty]

6. I think she will become Elisabeth Hasselback's assistant

:kick:

[gatorboy]

7. The girl's a pariah.

The left will hate her for race baiting, the right will despise her for giving them another horrible couple of days in the press and making them look like fools. If I was her, I'd request solitary confinement.

[recoveringdittohed]

8. In 2024 She'll be eligible to run for Vice-President

[political_Dem]

9. She'll be hired as another one of Karl Rove's acolytes.

Don't think her career of stirring up crap from the school of Rove and Atwater is over. She just proved her street cred with this farce.

[HooptieWagon]

10. No prison,

She'll get a fine, community service, and hopefully court-ordered counseling.

[DearAbby]

11. Reads tea leaves.......sez

"Todd has expensive wardrobe changes in her future. She will be assistant to female candidate from the north. she will consume mass quantities of booze and moose meat" ....the leaves grow cold :::slumps in chair from exhaustion:::

[Kahuna]

12. Rove apprentice. nt

[book_worm]

13. No prison, probably, she'll get community service and then probably some right wing publisher will

give her a book contract.

[Youphemism]

14. There's an opening for her at the Michigan Federation of College Republicans...

...but later she'll probably get fired for committing another crime.

There's a history of this sort of thing leading to a promising future in republican circles...

Here's the parallel story:



http://www.michigandaily.com/content/alleged-political-hate-crime-not-what-it-seemed

Despite a national whirlwind of speculation, political finger-pointing and a nasty black eye, police said rumors surrounding the assault of an Oakland University student who woke up beaten and bruised in Ann Arbor on the night of Sept. 23 are false.

That wasn't enough to get him fired until he stole stuff while working for McCain later:

http://media.www.michiganreview.com/media/storage/paper1232/news/2008/09/30/News/Justin.Zatkoff.Fired.Steals.Campaign.Literature-3476715.shtml

Justin Zatkoff, chair of the Michigan Federation of College Republicans, has been fired from his position within the Republican National Committee's "Victory '08" Campaign as of October 3rd. Zatkoff was fired after John McCain pulled his campaign out of Michigan, and then attempted to steal 300,000 pieces of campaign literature from Michigan campaign headquarters.

[Motown_Johnny]

15. Co-host on FOX with Ollie North

[cliffordu]

17. Joe the plumber's baby mama.

[juno jones]

18. Wal-Mart mystery shopper. n/t

[IggleDoer]

19. Sarah the Impaler's make-up artist.

n/t

[Jed Dilligan]

20. Reality TV, obviously.