If Alan Colmes wasn't so gutless, he'd ask this of Karl Rove next time he is on H&C

[scheming daemons]

Colmes: "Karl, you once planted a bug in your own candidate's office in order to set up a fake outrage against your opponent in 1986. In 2000, you sent a debate prep tape of then-Governor Bush to Gore headquarters in an attempt to accuse the Gore campaign of 'cheating'. In 1973, you were President of the College Republican National Committee - the organization that Ashley Todd belonged to. Given all that, how can you criticize Ms. Todd for attempting to follow in your footsteps?"

Rove: "hubadahubadahubadahubuda."

[orestes]

1. If Colmes weren't so gutless

He wouldn't be on the show.

[DJ13]

2. If Alan Colmes wasn't so gutless

.......Hannity would find a new partner.

[Youphemism]

3. You mean Alan "Flaccid Penis" Colmes?

I can't hear his name without thinking that. I'm hoping the moniker catches on. I think it says it all.

[Best_man23]

4. Colmes is smooth

Like a Ken doll.