Dear Mrs. Palin - What does "via his own admittance" mean??!

[hisownpetard]

"There's no question that Bill Ayers, via his own admittance, is a terrorist..."

That's what you said to Brian Williams when he asked you if an abortion clinic bomber would be considered a terrorist (without, of course,
answering the question). The harder you try to sound intelligent, the more you display your ignorance.

Your stupidity seems to extend to all areas. Have you ever given a second's thought to anything political, other than
your own personal Ambition (with a capital "A") and what you'll wear on any given day?

I have to go now. Going to a football game. I don't have tickets or money to buy them, but I plan to get in "via my own
admittance."

Whatever the hell that means.

[AlCzervik]

1. Whereas per se and whatnot.

i have never heard anyone speak the way she does.

[hisownpetard]

2. Like, the Iraq and like, such as.

She is truly a moron.
I can't believe I am about to say what I'm about to say, but I think it's entirely possible that she's even dumber than






W.

[Wapsie B]

5. All the more reason why rwingers love her.

[hisownpetard]

39. She's everything they love - dumb, reckless, disrespectful of authority and the law,

show-off-y, and can tell a lie bigger and better than most.

Brazen without brains. Those Repubs just LOVE that in a candidate, don'tcha know?

[Serial Mom]

4. Sure you have...

it's beauty pageant contestant talk (as hisownpetard made quote above!)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Reminds me of the Damon Wayans character on "In Living Color."

http://www.hulu.com/watch/5029/in-living-color-booked-o...

[AlCzervik]

8. :-)

I wrote a lil song about it, like ta hearit, hereit goes.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. "Suppress your defecation."

[bmartello]

30. HAHAA!

I totally agree!

[RaleighNCDUer]

12. I have,

and they ain't too smart, neither.

[patrice]

3. One wonders if she had to go to so many different colleges because she kept running out of

people to do her work for her.

[hisownpetard]

6. I'll bet it was because she was flunking out, so she transferred to an easier college each time.

The woman is alarmingly uneducated and intellectually incurious. She sounds like she's spent her life
thinking of ways to get around questions and offer dazzling generalities to make herself sound
like she's actually saying something.

She makes me insane!

[patrice]

9. I wonder how many hours of viedo tape of herself she owned before she was even

asked to run for VP.

'Betcha that's a BUNCHA videotape!!

[hisownpetard]

14. I'm not sure, but I'll find some and get back to ya!

[Cleita]

25. Ignorance and poor English skills seem to be a

Republican requirement to run for office. It seems to work too because of the confusion caused when people try to figure out what they are saying and what they mean.

[hisownpetard]

27. Yes: in order to run for Republican office, you have to fail an intelligence test.

[stillcool]

10. In what respect Sarah?

[SeaLyons]

13. ...such as....the Irag.....

she's an idiot!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. Somewhere in America a kid is studying grammar....

...and thinking WHY do I have to do this? SHE'S running for Vice President and SHE didn't have to study grammar!

[hisownpetard]

20. Well, as Sarah's Dad told her, "Honey, you can be anything you want to do."

Maybe it's genetic.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

23. You sure it wasn't "Honey, y'all can be anything you wanna, oh you betcha?"

[hisownpetard]

26. Yes. I'm sure. (It's an actual quote).

[ihavenobias]

16. Yeah, that clinic bomber response was RIDICULOUS

I agree!

[hisownpetard]

18. It was a good question but, as usual, Brian Williams didn't pursue it. She's almostq

too dumb to talk about.

[ellacott]

17. Palinisms

[hisownpetard]

19. She hasn't even gotten elected yet (and hopefully never will be), and there are enough of those

to fill a book or two.

Incredible, isn't it?

[fizzgig]

21. it means she's a vapid twit

she couldn't put together two coherent sentences if her life depended on it.

[hisownpetard]

And, truth be told, it's not easy to talk for that long without ANYTHING making sense!

I mean - credit where credit's due, right?

[PatSeg]

22. Her speech patterns are extremely peculiar

It always sound like she's trying fill space with as many words as possible. If a five word answer is good, ten is even better OR twenty!

[hisownpetard]

28. It seems to me that your statement requires an affirmative sort of response: In other words,

Yes.

[PatSeg]

31. I don't understand

Could you explain it to me?

[hisownpetard]

32. Surely. What I'm trying to - and I'm pretty sure McCain agrees with me on this particular

realm of questioning points - what I'm saying is that, basically, what you have here is someone
like you - you may be a plumber or a dry cleaner or also perhaps a government official who has been
appointed and not even perhaps elected - and someone with whom you are not familiar may be
in a position of asking a question, which is certainly o.k. in this super country we live in with
the super awesome factory fundamentals - and by that I mean 'workers' - the patriotic, hard-working
fundamentals who makes our Chevy cars and window fans.

And so, again, I want to say: Ock-ma-dinnie-jad!

[PatSeg]

35. Okay, why didn't you just say so in the first place?

I unnerstan' it now!

[hisownpetard]

37. Well, yannoh, if you had paid attention to what I was saying instead of running around with

terrorists and sitting down to lunch without preconditions, you might'a just catched it
earlier, that is to say - before this particular instant of time.

[PatSeg]

40. I am chagrined

via my own admittance.

[hisownpetard]

49. I have grinned, also, perhaps at your own admittance but perhaps also at the

energy engendered by my association with the P.T.A., plus the $5.00 membership fee.

[Virginia Dare]

24. That's what you get when an anti-intellectual tries to sound intellectual..

Hey republicons let Sarah Palin be Sarah Palin...

[hisownpetard]

36. It's so obvious, isn't it? And what I ALSO hate is her insane stewardess intonation, also

designed to make what she's saying sound important when it's just a big mess of mush.

[Virginia Dare]

46. And her self-validating head bobble...

that drives me up a tree too, right along with the you betchas.

[hisownpetard]

48. And the way she punctuates with her hand when she's saying something particulary

worthless. (Hmmm - I guess that includes just about everything she says).

[kenny blankenship]

29. He let himself in

then outed himself?

[hisownpetard]

33. Your guess is as good as mine!

[hisownpetard]

34. Dupe/delete

[MyNameGoesHere]

38. palin=a better looking shrub, still an idiot but better looking. n/t

[PatSeg]

41. I don't know whats worse,

her voice or his laugh!

[hisownpetard]

42. delete - dupe (sorry!)

[PatSeg]

44. Oh thanks for the visual!

[hisownpetard]

43. Oh jeez, is that a *laugh*? I thought he was straining at stool. Poor thing.

[Swede]

45. It means you betcha to the elites.

[hisownpetard]

47. Well, gosh darnit, I'll betcha you're spot-on on that one, whippersnapper!

[onager]

50. Our British cousins have a useful phrase...

"All fur coat and no knickers."