Does Tucker Bounds realize that Obama was BEATING McCAIN's ASS before he got Powell's endorsement?

[wndycty]

"Only an unproven and inexperienced politician like Barack Obama would have to rely so heavily on an another man's resume in making the case for his own candidacy -- and it shows that he's just not ready." -- Tucker Bounds, spokesman McCain-Palin 2008

http://thepage.time.com/mccain-team-response-to-obamas-north-carolian-rally/

These folks are just fucking desperate.

[Arkana]

1. Yeah guys totally cause Barack was down BIG before this endorsement amirite?

Goddamn. McCain hired 8 million Tuckers to run his campaign and they're all worthless, know-nothing assholes.

[TexasObserver]

2. Tucker Bounds reminds me of a character done by Martin Short.

He was a chain smoking lobbyist for the tobacco industry, who did a really poor job of defending tobacco.

"I can't believe you didn't know I knew that!"

[NanceGreggs]

8. "What makes you think I didn't KNOW that?"

Dead-on accurate comparison!

[TexasObserver]

9. Ha! It was SNL in the early to mid 80s, wasn't it?

Synchronized swimming with Martin Short and Harry Scherer remains one of the classics!

[NanceGreggs]

10. "You know, I'm not what you would call ...

... a really strong swimmer."

CLASSIC!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Wow, that's the lamest thing I've heard in a long time.

A really well-respected, experienced guy endorses a candidate, thus proving the candidate sucks because if he didn't, he wouldn't need the endorsement, ignoring the question of why the well-respected, experienced guy would have endorsed the candidate at all if he sucks so much. And, of course, Obama was way ahead in most polls even before the endorsement.

Why are weaselly little pencil-necked Republican wankers named Tucker? Tucker Eskew, Tucker Carlson, now this Tucker Bounds asshat. Do you name your kid Tucker specifically so he can get wedgies and stuffed in his locker throughout high school, then grow up to be a whiney, feckless Republican talking head? I don't get it.

[CitizenPatriot]

4. Thanks for showing us exactly why we don't want a Republican in office

Tucker. And in particular, John McCain.

You can't deal with the truth, you can't be gracious, you are not dealing with reality, and you sound like a 3 year old.

Ewwww.....

[Occam Bandage]

5. Only the McCain campaign would try to turn an endorsement by Colin Powell into a weakness.

They are as audacious as they are incompetent.

[morillon]

6. Bwahahaha!!

Y'know, when these guys do lose, I hope they all go get some therapy to unravel the mess between their ears. All that cognitive dissonance just ain't good for ya.

[Borgnine]

7. What's the deal with Republicans being named Tucker?

[mokawanis]

11. Tucker Bounds fits the McCain campaign well

Like McSame himself, Tucker thinks people are dumb enough to believe absurd comments like that one. The only people who embrace and believe that bullshit are the wingnuts who are already on board for McSame anyway. Tucker isn't going to get any new votes with crap like that.

Aren't you glad Obama's too smart to let idiots like Tucker help carry his message?

[alsame]

12. Poor, stupid Tucker. Hopefully, he'll be unemployed soon.