BAD NEWS: New evidence McCain sews up key demographics

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

Don't shoot the messenger. It looks like McCain's performance last night DID in fact help a few key demographic groups, according to a few new flash polls. The voting blocs who liked McCain's performance:

Grumpy bastards: 78% thought McCain won. 22% said "Screw you."
Unregistered voters who are plumbers making over $250,000/year: 50% thought McCain won. (Sample size=2)
Fans of pink lipstick on old men: 56% thought McCain won. 44% "wished there had been a real pig in the debate"
Nonsequitor Users of America: 51% thought McCain won. 42% responded "Ginger Ale and biscuits." 7% asked for the poll-taker's zip code.
Admiral Stockdale: 52% of Admiral Stockdale thought McCain won. The other 48% of him responded "Gridlock!"
Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin thought John McCain "100% whipped some terrorist ass, even though there was only a 10% chance that he did that also."

Looks like we're going to have to double-down on our efforts to reach these key constituencies.

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[Buzz Clik]

1. The Stockdale vote is hugh. McCain is in the catbird seat.

[uponit7771]

2. Oh NO!!!! We lose the Lizard lick vote!!!

[leftist.]

3. I DONT TRUST THE POLLS!!!!!!

I think Obama did better with "Fans of pink lipstick on old men". I'd like to see their sample sizes. They are likely over-polling Admiral Stockdale!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

8. my friend, you can never overpoll Admiral Stockdale.

results is results. live with it.

[leftist.]

10. +1 Tongue-juts for you, I will live with it. Thank you, my friend :P

[elizfeelinggreat]

4. lol!

[renie408]

5. See! THIS is why we can't get complacent!! n/t

[EnviroBat]

6. Where's my Jell-O and Piiiiiils

He won the Grandpa Simpson vote, that's for sure.

[verges]

7. Oh God, we're doomed!!!!!! nt

[Fire_brand]

9. good news: only 13% of these voters are in swing states