Freepers weigh in: "The Obama Dam is About to Bust" (3 Kenyan birth certificates for "Barrack!")

[Faygo Kid]

Pretty funny. This is what they've got over there tonight. I have no doubt Buffoon Hannity will continue to push this meme. Please do so. You have zero credibility, so what the hell:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2106541/posts

The Obama Dam is About to Bust

Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:48:28 PM by FloridaBattleGround

I just want to say that there are too many stories on the blogosphere that would destroy Obama's chances of winning. One of them has to be true and one of them has to give... My question is which one will it be and when will it happen..

-Ed Hale is said to have 3 certified Kenyan Birth Certificates of Barrack Obama -There are now 4 court cases in 4 different states challenging the Obama campaign to produce documentation -There is a supposed taped call of Michelle Obama threatening African International. -There is a supposed "whitey" tape out there of Michelle Obama -The Obama/Odinga connection hasn't hit the main-stream media yet and we know this is true

And I am sure there is a lot more that has yet to break. We have to put pressure on Fox News to break these stories. Obama just said Fox News is biased in a pre-emptive strike to intimidate them into not breaking these stories. We have to previal and get the word out - maybe Rush or Glenn Beck or Greta or Sean... but we have to get them to report this stuff.

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[BlueIdaho]

1. I'll see your 3 birth certificates and raise you an official report on yellowcake uranium...

[nomaco-10]

17. ROFL n/t

[Aqaba]

24. Haha you rock!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. I got your yellow cake right here

[Dem2theMax]

36. Mmmmmmm, cake.

Can I have a piece of cake, pretty please? :)

[endthewar]

49. A double decker for you

:hi:

[Dem2theMax]

73. Oh, here I am, almost 24 hours later. Just in time for dessert!

Thank you! As Rhoda always said, "I don't know why I bother to eat it. I should just apply it directly to my thighs." ;)

[darkism]

This was a triumph... n/t

[BlueIdaho]

47. You are killing me - it looks delicious! nm.

[Versailles]

82. Dang it...now I'm hungry. (nt)

[mrcheerful]

29. I'll see you on 3 birth certificate, official report on yellowcake

uranium and raise you Saddam with WMD's.

[racaulk]

56. Snap!

:rofl:

[Pab Sungenis]

2. Isn't Barrack Obama

Barack Obama's FATHER? The Kenyan Birth Certificates could be for HIM.

[kestrel91316]

32. I don't suppose any of the cretins on the right have stopped to consider that

there could be more than one Barack Obama born in Kenya...........

I mean, how many John Smiths were born in the US is, say, 1948?

[AspenRose]

53. Barack Obama the candidate IS a Jr.

So the Kenyan birth certificate is probably his dad's, Barack H. Obama Sr.

[kestrel91316]

68. I'm well aware of that. They say they have three. I say, since when is it

impossible for there to be three KENYANS named Barack Obama, none of whom are our candidate??

Freepers are really STOOPID.

[AspenRose]

69. And when desperate, the STOOPID multiplies

:crazy:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

86. they have same name

[Muttocracy]

3. I wonder how many Scottish birth certificates there are for John McCain? nt

[JaneQPublic]

84. Ironically, McSame really was born outside the US, in Panama. (nt)

[Swede]

4. "We have to previal"

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

14. LOL!

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

81. You don't want to vial at the last minute

:rofl:

[trueblue2007]

5. There is only ONE brain to be split up amoung all those Freepers

That is a really dangerous thing.

[Faygo Kid]

8. They have a whole one between them?

Wow. I thought they have less than that.

[LynneSin]

12. yeah but it's not even a complete brain

parts of it weren't attached when they first got it

[codjh9]

28. LOL - that's great! Yep, the One Brain is floating in formaldehyde, and all must bow down to it!

[Kalyke]

57. Abby Normal

[volstork]

6. Yeah, the "Obama dam is about to bust,"

and it will send a flood of blue across this country!

[and-justice-for-all]

7. I like how they are fumbling around in the dark...

with no way out.

Obama, as we all know, is an American Citizen as his birth certificate shows. Those people are delusional and desperate, resorting to absurd tales via email chain letters is pathetic.

MCCAIN WAS BORN IN PANAMA, SO STFU!!

[ErinBerin84]

9. hey, I heard that the whitey tape is coming out soon too!

:rofl:

[bluestateguy]

10. Maybe they can get Jerry Killian to forge an Kenyan Obama birth certificate for them

Losers.

[Thrill]

11. YAWN!!

[NYC_SKP]

13. THREE C.O.L.Bs, wow, and I'll bet they're all the single genuine one!

What fucktards!

[tabasco]

70. LOL!

Doesn't everybody have three birth certificates?? :shrug:

[LynnTheDem]

15. The "birth certificate" crap = crap, and has been debunked so many times already,

even Faux "News" isn't trying that one.

Poor freeps, always the last stupid MFers on the planet.

[PatGund]

45. Yep.....

Freepers and PUMAs are still holding on to the birth certificate binky, praying desperately that Philip Berg pulls a hail mary pass out of his court case and gets Sen. Obama knocked off the ballot and/or deported as an illegal alien.

[On the Road]

16. I Think the Dam Did Break Tonight

but not in the way they intended.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

18. I remember when we said the same about Bush in 04

There's too many stories on the internet, one of them has to destroy him.

But they didn't.

I am enjoying, really truly enjoying, thinking how bad freepers will soon feel like I felt then.

[WeDidIt]

19. Why do these dumb fucks think ANY Kenyan birth certificate

would trump a legal document from Hawaii?

Kenya has no standing on the issue within this nation. Hawaii does.

Case dismissed.

[Left Is Write]

23. If the State Dept and the FEC are satisfied that Obama is a native-born citizen of the USA...

why aren't the freepers?

[treestar]

43. EXACTLY! He must have a passport, since he went to Europe last

summer and was readmitted to the U.S. Even Boosh's State Department has accepted him as a citizen!

Silly freepers.

[Kalyke]

62. Because he's winning...

[whistler162]

75. Since Kenya was a British colony at the time

would there even be a "Kenyan" birth certificate but a birth certificate for a citizen of the United Kingdomn indicating that they where born in Kenya?

[Jennicut]

20. Well, this is their only hope left.

Desperate.

[iceman66]

21. Well he only has ONE US birth certificate

Come on, it's 3 versus 1!

[nxylas]

61. Because he was born 3 times in Kenya and only once in Hawaii

Oh and the Hawaiian one was a forgery anyway, whereas the three Kenyan birth certificates are all 100% genuine. Which equals 300%. It all makes perfect sense :crazy:

[Doityourself]

22. Lmao..here's great responses

To: FloridaBattleGround
when will it happen??


December 14, 2011, give or take six months.


5 posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:51:42 PM by itsthejourney (1 of every 10 people you pass in the mall is here illegally)
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To: FloridaBattleGround
"said to have." therein lies the rub. if there are three kenyan birth certificates, let's see the damn things. if there's a whitey tape, let's hear it. there's nothing to push fox to report, because there's nothing to report. if people claim to have this stuff, what are they hiding it for? where is it?

6 posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:52:07 PM by dep (Obama's brother in a mud hut? This election is getting hilarious!)
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To: FloridaBattleGround
Yeah but Corsi is involved in this isn’t he?

Have you seen the suspect emails of his that were posted on here?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2106433/posts

I want this all to be true but we can’t go down like Rather either.

[4lbs]

26. I thought the "whitey" tape was a recording of Larry the Cable Guy doing his standup routine

:D

[LunaSea]

27. "One of them has to be true...."

Uh huh.

[Veruca Salt]

33. Uh, oh - Super Jaws better watch out...

Or Failin' will try and shoot him from a plane after we send her back to Alaska.

[itsrobert]

30. And I raise you 4 "Genuine" Chinese Gymnast Birth Certificates

Proving John McCain is 17 year old Chinese girl gold medalist.

[Doityourself]

31. Lmao...this Florida person is killin' me with their responses...

To: FloridaBattleGround
Ed Hale is said to have 3 certified Kenyan Birth Certificates of Barrack Obama
Only 3? I have a dozen in a Hellman's mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls back porch.

I'm sick of reading crap about supposed smoking-guns that just fizzle and die.

If these people had anything of substance they could march into any reputable news outlet and show it to a reporter who would be more than happy to collect a Pulitzer prize for the story of the century.

And before you say the media would ignore it, think Investors Business Daily or the Washington Times.

[DRoseDARs]

34. I just used "the google" on my own full name. ZOMFG IM NOT WHO I SAY I AM!!1!11!Elvis!!1

I build model boats in North Carolina (haven't built models since I was a little kid), I'm an Col. in the US Army from Ohio (never enlisted), I'm a lawyer in Atlanta, Georgia (no, not that Georgia Sen. McCain ... THAT one), I'm a member of the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma (er, my Scottish/English/French/German/Russian blood begs to differ), and apparently I was in jail last year for being a "cellphone peeper" in Oregon (sorry, can't think of a sarcastic comment for this one).

SO THERE ARE 6 DIFFERENT BIRTH CERTIFICATES ALL BEARING MY FULL NAME IN THE UNITED STATES IM AN IMPOSTOR!!1!!11!

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. LOL

[HughMoran]

35. I was celebrating the Obama win tonight and now I see this and can't hide it

Doggone it, I know Freepers are desperate, but let me celebrate for a few minutes!

[underpants]

37. McCain was born in Panama. Where is HIS birth certificate?

WAS he born on a military installation?

[Chloroplast]

46. That's a VERY good question. How can you be born in a hospital that didn't exist?

Lucky for McCain that the wording on that particular Amendment is rather vague.

[underpants]

48. I believe that that has been ruled on

that if a person is born in "US soil" in a foreign nation (embassy or military base) they are considered to be born in the USA (repeat/dance)

As the son of a second generation Admiral in 1936 it is likely that McCain was born in a private residence off the US base.

[No Elephants]

80. No, it has not been ruled on. Only the SCOTUS can do that.

[Sebastian Doyle]

71. Actually, Gramps was born in the city of Colon Panama

Colon is on the east coast of Panama, next to, but not IN the old canal zone. Neither was Panama City on the west coast.

So while McCain IS a US citizen, because he was born to American parents, he was NOT born on US soil.

[stillcool]

39. I hope all their registrations..

have spelling mistakes.

[Starry Messenger]

40. LOL. It's going to be like pieces of the True Cross.

Maybe in 100 years the birth certificate will cure leprosy.

[afridemo]

41. In many African countries, mostly the English speaking countries,

anyone can get a birth certificate at anytime.
which means you can get one with a different name, age and even place of birth.


McCain can even get one showing his birth date to be 1963.

[On the Road]

51. If Anyone's in Kenya.

they should buy one of those fake birth certificates for McCain and give it to FR.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

42. Wow, can you say desperate? Thanks for the laugh.

[Trajan]

44. I wold gladley mail yu his berth certificates

But see: I am now stuck at my sisters in Nigeria ...

I have them in my coffee can buried under her house, but I first must buy a shovel, which costs about 2,000 dollars.

Pleeze send a money order for 2,000 assigned to 'cash', and I would gladly send you the berth certificates ....

[AZSlacker]

50. Oh... and all those WMD we've been looking for in Iraq... yep

They're buried in Obama's backyard... we need to get that out there.

[renie408]

52. Right. Because FOX is so reticent about going after Obama. n/t

[leftist.]

54. Hannity backed WAY off the Obama/Odinga nonsense FAST.

That tells me it didn't vet. Corsi tried to break his various stories with Hannity and was on the show once but has since been relegated to fourth and fifth tier radio programs to get his "revelations" out.

[Hersheygirl]

55. It is sad to see such ignorance.

Doesn't say much for our educational system.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

58. Didja know Top Secret Obama Kenyan Birth Certificates are the official currency of Freeperville?

They churn them out so regularly over there and all.

[onefreespiritedchick]

59. This is just ridiculous

The ignorance and desperation over there is just astounding.

[Alter Ego]

60. Oh, freepers...you crack me up. Don't you realize it? Obama is the T-1000.

He can't be destroyed.

[jberryhill]

63. Barack was triplets?

Damn... he can campaign in several states at the same time!

So THAT's how he does it!

[Clio the Leo]

64. YES! 24 years of an Obama presidency baby!!!

This explains why he is so unstoppable, they keep switching him out. lol

[Bill McBlueState]

65. lol

They still think that's what this election is about.

[SoxFan]

66. "Barrack"???

[RichardRay]

67. I cannot take those people seriously, even less than I could

a few weeks ago. They clearly have access to some really effective reality distorting chemicals and are imbibing them regularly. First they were despicable, then unbelievable, then unhinged, what's next? I think the entire site is going to rotate 90 degrees from everything and just disappear. (is that too much to hope for?)

[iamthebandfanman]

72. desperate! they should just face the facts, they picked a shitty candidate. n/t

[DearAbby]

74. I have the news that will Sink Obama's chances....

I pray to god every night that it never gets out....here it is...















Obama accidentally left the toilet seat up. :wow: I know, its worse than the story of him drinking orange juice right from the carton...HE LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP...OH THE HUMANITY!

[Sodan]

76. game over, man, game over.. they're too good!

:D LMAO

[TheKentuckian]

77. I have to assume the "Bloodhound Gang" has never had to

do a background check.

These are amazing looks at desperation.

[Retrograde]

78. Over-achieving as usual

most people are satisfied being born once. A few are even born again. But leave it to Barack Obama to do it *three* times. Show-off.

[No Elephants]

79. I just thank heaven I invested heavily in tin foil last November. It's the one stock that has not

suffered a bit. They have been beating this birth certficate thing to death for months, but are still trying to turn it into an October surprise. Snopes and Fact Check are their friends.

[bluestateguy]

83. I think each one of them should keep working on that

They should cancel their volunteer time at their local McCain office making phone calls, ans instead pursue this story all day on the internet.

[Obamarama]

85. "We have to previal and get the word out." PREVIAL? Are all Freepers programmed to spell horribly???

These nut jobs all are pathologically poor spellers. It would be amusing if it weren't so alarming that none of them seem to be able to grasp the more basic components of the English language.