Debate topics approved/not approved by George W. Bush

[SemiCharmedQuark]

Remember the SNL debates in 2000? The "undecided" voter George HW Bush (masterfully played by Dana Carvey) asks easy questions of his son? If they could, what topics would the Bush team choose to ask and what would they choose not to ask?

Acceptable:
Dear Mr. President. I am an undecided voter leaning towards the left. My question is this: Why are you so manly and studly while Kerry is "skerry"?

Dear Mr. President: This is my first election and I don't know much about politics. But I care about the environment. Me question is: Can you please tell me once again how you single handedly saved Iraq and wrestled Sadaam to the ground?


Untouchable topics:
Economy
Environment
Healthcare
Jobs

[faithnotgreed]

1. most definitely nailed it (and your kittens are mighty smart)

[Zan_of_Texas]

2. Apple Pie.

Debate Question: Which candidate is more closely tied to the All American Sport of Baseball, and made sure you remembered that by showing himself against a backdrop of guys playing softball on the Jumbotron on national tv?


(By the way, cute kittens!)

[SemiCharmedQuark]

3. Thanks

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