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Edited on Thu Oct-09-08 09:29 PM by redstate_democrat
Hey Fundie,
God spoke to me a few minutes ago and told me to write you this letter. Read carefully, okay. I've been up for 15 hours straight and during that time, I ate some chicken, read some newspapers, exercised, and prayed a lot. During my prayer, GOD told me to write on DU the words that were falling on my ears.
HE told me not to let up until this word got to you. HE said that you would be here, searching, looking for any sign that what you feel right now is wrong. Well, it is. It is very wrong. Right now you are consumed with hatred for the black one.
GOD said don't be afraid of the black one with the name Barack. He said Barack means "blessed". He said only his true believers would know that Barack is good and that is deniers would fall into a trap that is called Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is a trick sent from Bezabulb. Don't fall for it. She is not Esther. She is satan's wicked wife...the one who does his dirty work like tempt men into cheating on their wives and looking at porn on the Internet.
So HE wanted me to tell you that he is watching you and he KNOWS your heart. HE knows that you are really against Barack because he is the black one. He told me to tell you that this is a test of your will and belief in HIM. He told me to tell you that if you truly believed in him, you would take heed to HIS Golden Rule. But you are not and for that, you will surely burn in hell and be tortured with the memories of you sitting at the computer masturbating over Sarah Palin holding a rifle, as you feel nothing but shame after you've done so. That shame will be multiplied by a million. And you will try to end the pain but it will not come.
I am sweating, feverish, and shaking as I am writing this. I haven't had sleep in 15 hours. Please believe me.
Signed,
Normal Person
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