Will someone please unchain Bae Buchannan from her doghouse? Her chain won't reach

[jazzjunkysue]

the microphone, and the straining is beginning to upset me. She's gonna break her neck, if we don't so something, soon.

Please. Where's the aspca when you need them?

[crazy_vanilla]

1. heeeee heeeeee heee

Her brother Pattycake said that she was "ecstatic" about Palin's performance. :spank:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. She always sounds like she has a severe throat infection

Maybe she drinks water from the toilet bowl.

[applegrove]

3. She really thinks McCain is going to have to double down and rip Obama's face off.

I'm not looking forward to that.

[jazzjunkysue]

4. Anyone run a distemper on her, lately?

Heartworm?

Something's really going on with her, I swear.

[applegrove]

5. I think she is very bitter that Americans are thinking for themselves in the last few

years. Must be very annoying to have everything she says questioned all of a sudden.