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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:36 PM
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Predict which debate topic is most likely to cause Sarah Palin to screw the pooch.
Edited on Thu Oct-02-08 04:47 PM by The Night Owl
I'm going to go with a safe prediction and say... Putin's head.
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frickaline Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:36 PM
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1. I'm going with energy - if she's the expert then there is no low bar
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:39 PM
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2. It will be something she didn't cram for.
And, something that hasn't already screwed he in the interviews.

She SHOULD be safe with the bailout, what she reads, SC decisions, the b*sh doctrine, going into Pakistan, mcPOW's regulation record,

That leaves everything else that will blindside her.
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MindMatter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:42 PM
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6. Even the ones she has screwed in interviews, she keeps making worse
This woman is completely inept. The only way she walks out of that debate alive is if she is allowed to bullshit her way through it and just rely on cuteness." As the SNL Couric said, "It seem like whenever you get cornered, you become more 'adorable'."
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MindMatter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:40 PM
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3. As Sarah would say. "All of them"
Q: Can you be more specific?

A: Yes. Each one.

Q: Can you name one topic that will make her screw the pooch.

A: Yes. The first one. And the one after that. Any question that involves knowing a relevant fact or demonstrating reason.

Q: Well, what question could she get right?

A: "Famous Supreme court Cases for $100, Governor Palin. Fill in the blank. Roe versus _______"

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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:41 PM
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4. LOL!
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No DUplicitous DUpe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:42 PM
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5. Hmmm, I'm going with every topic....
I've yet to hear Gov. Palin answer 1 question to my satisfaction.
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Buck Rabbit Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:43 PM
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7. "Governor, Have you ever screwed a pooch?"
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:44 PM
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8. "What's your favorite color?"
Edited on Thu Oct-02-08 04:44 PM by gatorboy
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MNDemNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:44 PM
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9. She can screw the pooch in a wide variety of mediums.
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MNDemNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:45 PM
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10. Since you brought it up......
why did she name her kids after sled-dogs?
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:46 PM
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11. "Good evening."
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:48 PM
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12. When she talks about pooch screwin'.
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:42 PM
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28. You can say that again.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:48 PM
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13. When she talks about pooch screwin'.
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:48 PM
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14. Foreign relations. She'll say all her relatives are Americans.
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barack the house Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:49 PM
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15. Earmarks and what is your name?
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:50 PM
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16. Abortion
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:50 PM
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17. Abortion
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soccermomforobama Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:50 PM
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18. If Biden starts talking about his work on the Violence against Women Act
and she has to address the Wasilla Rape Kit issue. People know that she reverts to stories about her beliefs when she is uncomfortable. If it was not the policy then she should just be able to say "that was not the policy."

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HillRodWins Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:51 PM
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19. CHOICE
If she continues on regarding her feeling that Gays can
"choose" their sexuality it is all over for her and
the McCain Campaign.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:51 PM
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20. Just one? My guess is foreign policy and the economy
She'll also stumble on the abortion question.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:53 PM
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21. Pigs! ...I mean Pork!
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rvablue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:54 PM
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22. This is my dream question, but it won't be asked:
What will be your administration's policy be regarding the alleged genocide in Sudan and how do you think that policy could affect U.S.-China relations?

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SDJay Donating Member (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:55 PM
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23. I hope there's an immigration question...
I'd bet Churchy Spice hasn't studied that, and while I think it's a very important issue, it's been somewhat overlooked in the campaign so far. If I'm right that she isn't ready for that issue, oh, how the verbal diarrhea will flow.
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Doctor_Horrible Donating Member (173 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:58 PM
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24. forget the pooch.... "have you ever screwed a moose?" nt
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:19 PM
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25. Would that pooch be a pit bull with lipstick?
Oh, which topic? All of them, any of them. Any that are put before her.

;-)
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:39 PM
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26. All of them.
I've had a shit-ass day, I'm in a foul mood, I'm tired, and I'm ready to open a can of some good, old-fashioned whoopass. I can't wait for the debate.

Go Joe.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:41 PM
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27. Abortion and science education (i.e. evolution, origin of the Earth, etc.)
And she will probably choke on foreign policy.

I predict that she has over-prepared, the same way a student can get jammed up by cramming for a spate of tough final exams after being lazy all semester.
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:55 PM
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30. Or the way a student can get jammed up by trying to talk about something...
she knows jackshit about.
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:43 PM
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29. Maps ?
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