Post some good one liners for Biden

[NJmaverick]

Here are a couple of mine

* I can't see Russia from my house, but I have met Putin

* I know Hillary Clinton, she is a friend of mine, you are no Hillary Clinton (this would require an opening)

* I am a little nervous, I have never debated a pitbull before

[stray cat]

1. I would like to hear Gov Palin's opinion in my remaining time

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

2. Start of debate: "I defer all my time to the Governor."

[stray cat]

13. lol!

[leftynyc]

16. I LOVE that answer

Not too much makes me laugh out loud at a computer screen but that was classic.

[BattyDem]

18. Ouch!

:rofl:

[faithfulcitizen]

3. "What we don't need is more pit bull diplomacy." and my fav...

"We don't need 4 more years of Bush with lipstick."

On edit: Btw, I LOVE yours, especially #1!

[jakem]

11. +1. "pit-bull diplomacy" is a keeper!

:hi:

[BattyDem]

14. "pit bull diplomacy"

That's a good one! :-)

[NJmaverick]

15. That is a good one!

Pitbull diplomacy would be a great sound bite.

[Klukie]

4. " I didn't really understand the Governers answer....

Could she please clarify?"

[NJmaverick]

5. That would be a great one

even if it may be against the "protect Palin" debate rules

[faithfulcitizen]

26. simple, yet effective. :)

[RichardUK]

6. Well...

He's going to be accused of being sexist no matter what he says, so he may has well do something to deserve it. I'd like to hear him just say something about how fat her ass looks in her suit. She'll hate that.

[RichardUK]

8. In fact...

Why not really go over board with it and constantly refer to her as "Toots," "Honey," and "Dollface."

[faithfulcitizen]

24. lol...Because Biden's way too classy. Welcome to DU!

[KSDiva]

28. Welcome!

[Johonny]

7. I hear John McCain talk about victory in Iraq

well I believe victory is when we have a democratically elected government in Iraq like we do now. That Iraqi government said thanks but no thanks to John McCains plans for 100 years of more occupation.

[hamsterjill]

9. Lots of creativity here!

I am seeing a LOT of good ones here!!!

I would, personally, like to see Joe give a little payback with something like "I was already doing _________, but you were just in second grade".

Any thoughts???

[NJmaverick]

10. I don't know, it could be a double edged sword

after all any talk of age and experience, helps McLiar

[BattyDem]

30. Maybe not.

Biden may only be a few years younger than McCain, but he seems to be 20 years younger. Do you know what I mean? McCain looks old, acts old, he rambles when trying to make a point ... he didn't come off as an experienced leader during the debate, he came off as an angry old man. Biden may be verbose, but he doesn't ramble. He appears younger than his years, he's strong, confident, sharp as a tack and he's been so incredibly vibrant since joining the ticket.

They both have age and experience, but you look at Biden and you think "knowledge and wisdom" - you look at McCain and you think "tired and outdated".

Of course, I may be a bit biased. ;-)


edited: typo :blush:

[faithfulcitizen]

22. YES YES YES, In fact, I bet he will.

[BattyDem]

25. I love that!

Turn the tables on her. :evilgrin:

[BattyDem]

12. "In what respect, Governor?"

;-)

[BattyDem]

17. The Russia line is a classic!

That sounds like something Biden would say. :toast:

[Lucy Goosey]

19. "Jeebus, lady, are you fucking serious?!?"

I also love the previously suggested "In what respect, Governor?" and "I know Hillary Clinton, she is a friend of mine, you are no Hillary Clinton"

[BattyDem]

23. I believe it's going to take every ounce of Biden's self-control to keep him from saying that!

If his jaws are clenched and he has a bit of a grin on his face, we will KNOW that's what he's thinking. :rofl:

[iceman66]

20. "If you believe that, I've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you!"

I can't take credit for the line, but thought it fit here.

[BattyDem]

31. LOL!

I never heard that one. Thanks for sharing! :hi:

[zulchzulu]

21. A few from me

* I guess the Republicans took out "Thou Shall Not Lie" from the 10 Commandments when they had the GOP Convention.

* John McCain has taken both sides on nearly every issue that he's bound to make everyone happy.

* (After a Palin gibberish answer) You'd need a very powerful microscope to find your answer to that question.

* My state of Delaware has more people than the state of Alaska. (true)

* Dinosaurs became extinct around 65 million years ago while the first humans originated about 200,000 years ago. Since Governor Palin thinks both were around at the same time, I can see why she can't understand what is happening now with our economy.

[faithfulcitizen]

27. Love the microscope one! Even sounds like him.

[AlCzervik]

29. Why yes i'd love to hear the governor's thoughts on Munaf vs. Geren.