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oxbow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 06:28 PM
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Post turtle and Palin
Got this is an email today:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .


The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.


Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.


The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.


The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.
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marylanddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 06:29 PM
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1. very funny - thanks for the laugh!
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oxbow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 06:49 PM
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2. Sure...I actually got this email from a friend in India
don't know how the hell she got it, but all the same, it's nice to know that it's makin the rounds :):):)
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DemReadingDU Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 07:10 PM
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5. I got it too, in Ohio

funny!
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medicswife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 06:51 PM
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3. rofl!!! Super post, thanks for the laugh!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 06:53 PM
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4. this gets posted every couple of weeks or so... did you really just get that email today?
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 07:11 PM
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6. LMAO!
:rofl:
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 07:18 PM
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7. That is excellent lol nt
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