"Because they're made of wood?"

[SoxFan]

http://timesonline.typepad.com/uselections/2008/09/palin-linked-el.html

The pastor whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witchhunt against a Kenyan woman who he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells.

At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid.

In video footage of the speech, she is seen saying: “As I was mayor and Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he’s so bold. And he was praying “Lord make a way, Lord make a way.”

“And I’m thinking, this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. And he’s praying not “oh Lord if it be your will may she become governor,” no, he just prayed for it. He said “Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened.”

[tblue]

1. So "build a bridge (to nowhere) out of her!"

[Ian David]

2. Ah, but can you not also build a bridge to nowhere out of stone? n/t

[rkc3]

3. "She turned me into a newt."

I got better.

[ContinentalOp]

4. I was working on making that clip into a youtube video.

“this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. He said “Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened.” Doesn't that pretty much sum up her selection as VP and the kind of delusion anyone would have to be under to vote for her? You really have to watch the video too and hear the creepy way that she says "lord make a way."