The surgeon who did Laura Bush's eyes...

[Maddy McCall]

...ought to give her her money back. She looks like a lizard with a bad hairdo.

[Richard D]

1. Um . . .

She is a lizard with a bad hairdo. That explains it, no?

[Endangered Specie]

7. If it looks like a duck, dresses like a duck, and sounds like a duck...

well, you know.

[Southsideirish]

2. That west Texas accent had got to be one of the most "nails on a

blackboard" sounds I've ever heard.

[Crachet2004]

3. She looks like the daughter of Ming the Merciless.

[REVOLT823]

4. Somebody on this board said

she looked like the Joker, a la Jack Nicholson, couldn't more.:)

[Bluebear]

5. All those cigarettes are taking their toll

[dennis4868]

6. When I look at Laura....

I start to get dizzy....her eyes are not balanced....you can get a headache trying to look at both eyes at the same time....really weird....never noticed it until tonight....haha!

[gauguin57]

8. Oh God, don't kill me, but ...

I thought she looked better than she has in a while. I think she was really well lit in the Garden tonight.

Now, what she said at the podium was 100 percent Grade A bullshit (and, unfortunately for her, she KNOWS it!), but I thought she looked OK. Hair looked good, nice color on her, didn't look as much like a bug as she normally does.

So sue me.

But looking good won't get you into heaven. Telling the truth WILL, Pickles!