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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 11:40 AM
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Does Sarah Palin remind anyone else of a Cinemax Porno "Librarian" who wants to "Burn" your "books"?
I hate to demean ANY women, and my apologies to them all, but I can't get the image out of my mind, and it's not like I'm a porno kind of guy, don't even really like it all that much. If others want to watch it, hey, it's a free country.. well, sort of..

BUT, and I've told my wife this, and luckily she Laughed, Sarah Palin IS the Cinemax "Librarian" in those Saturday porno romps on the Tube.

I swear. Maybe it's a cliche, actually SHE IS a Cliche - or a Symbol of all those girls who turn "bad" when the glasses come off, the librarian, the School Teacher, etc.

SHE's IT. She's that "ideal", the old Madonna/Whore complex that guys like Campbell, the Symbolist wrote about..

Now I'm wondering if THAT is the secret "draw" for all the supposed right wing men who are clogging up the Polls for her, it's not the WOMEN, it's the Mouth Breathers that are having their heads turned by her.

Ouch, that would be BAD. But the Right wing ARE known for their "Psycho-Sexual" ads, Willie Horton, the black Rapist, scary, scary, scary stuff -- so maybe it's a ROVE Thang, and they KNEW she'd get the beer drinking masterbators vote?

Well, she IS prostituting herself out for the Repig party, and IF by a miracle they DO win..

Then I guess she probably WILL FUCK ALL OF US.

But I bet it won't be FUN, not at ALL.. :)
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 11:41 AM
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1. She's a cartoon, and doesn't even know it.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 11:44 AM
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2. Like those campy Hubba Hubba girls from the Forties?
Where the guy turns into a WOLF.. oops, don't want to go there..

She'll pay a $150 for that guy's left front LEG :)
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 11:59 AM
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5. Yeah, or a combination of these two...


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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:13 PM
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8. With, of course..
The Tina Fey glasses!

I think you've nailed it.. Some bizarre cartoon genetic engineering research in Rove's basement - next to his porno tapes which would get anyone else arrested and executed in most states :)
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:01 PM
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6. since we're doing Tex Avery...
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:10 PM
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7. Please
tell me That is a TAIL... :)
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:19 PM
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9. I'm guessing a tree branch, but Chilly's screwed either way
They don't make Freudian cartoon allusions like they used to (not counting Spongebob).
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 11:48 AM
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3. Porno box covers

"You will want to spend some time in the stacks"

"She will get all Dewey-decimal with you"

"She will make you want to rifle through her card file"

"This one is definitely OVERDUE"



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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 11:55 AM
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4. Lol!
You heard what Garrison K said about the Republicans?

He said, They've slipped out the back door to run around to the front door of the house where they are beating on it, demanding that the crooks come out and face the music.." :)
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ladjf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:29 PM
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10. She most definitely projects the image of the hot librarian that
takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and proceeds to do things that one wouldn't expect her to do. That fantasy is a standard genre in the porno catalogs.

In fairness to the Gov., she might not be aware of that image. The hairstyle might simply be popular with the Pentecostal women and it doesn't actually look bad.

But folks, we aren't involved in an entertainment event, we are struggling with an almost life or death serious battle for whether America will be led by intelligent, caring and realistic people or by people who believe that the end of the world will occur during their lifetimes and who feel ordained by their God to take control of the World and turn it over to Jesus before that happens.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:38 PM
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11. Not to mention that the very second she opens her mouth
the image evaporates to be replaces by some very scary reality.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 02:16 PM
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13. She's nothing BUT Entertainment
and was installed for that purpose, and we can do both..

here, have a look at THE PALIN BUNCH - I made it a few days ago:

http://www.takebackthemedia.com/thepalinbunch.html

Apologies to The Brady Bunch, which I show they sure as hell AIN'T, then go on to tell folks to NOT get caught up in the "Culture Wars" which is another reason she was picked.. :)
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:39 PM
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12. Bow chicka wow wow.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 02:17 PM
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14. I always thought that would be a great name for a band
And now, "Bow Chicka Wow Wow" with their new hit, "Palin is a Breathe of Fresh Porno in Washington DC" :)
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