"Childhood love of cows..." List ways you are qualified to work for Sarah Palin

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"The New York Times reported that Palin had given the 95,000-dollar-a-year directorship of the state division of agriculture to a high school classmate, Franci Havemeister, who cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification for running the agency."

So what job would you seek from Palin and what makes you qualified for it?

[JimDandy]

1. Deleting. Must focus on McCain only threads today.

[rug]

3. I take books out of the library and don't return them.

[shadowknows69]

2. Bullwinkle is one of my favorite people

[renie408]

4. I love food and have done my share of drugs...I want to be head of the FDA. n/t

[zbdent]

5. I'm in Ohio, which is next to Michigan which is next to Canada which is next to the North Pole

which is next to Russia ...

and I've been to the Bahamas, so I have international experience ...

[boobooday]

6. That graphic is truly frightening

It looks like it was too easy to match . . . :scared:

[Expedition924]

7. I watch TV

so I want to be FCC chair.

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. I called that a couple days ago!

How about we both be FCC commissioners.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Eurobabe]

8. I've lived overseas, therefore, I should be Sec. of State.

:rofl:

[Debi]

19. Honey, that makes you TOO qualified for SOS - how about Sec. of Defense?

:shrug:

[Riddler]

9. I've been to Rock City, GA, where you can see 7 states.......

I'm qualified to be Director of Homeland Security

[slampoet]

10. I've driven in 47 of the states so I deserve to be Sec. Of The Interior.

And in my first act as Secretary of the Interior?


We're Gonna REDECORATE! The United States Needs New Drapes.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. My son loved school

So he can be Sec of the Dept of Education.

I love coffee. That makes me qualified to be ambassador to Colombia.

[rucky]

13. Head of the DEA.

[Princess Turandot]

14. I write fan fiction..

I'm the next Press Secretary.

[PCIntern]

15. I picked my feet in Poughkeepskie n/t

[Eurobabe]

20. Sec. of Health and Human Services for you.

:rofl:

[kentuck]

16. I ate a Greek gyro...

Can I be Ambassador to Greece?

[debbierlus]

17. I know how to identify morel mushrooms in the wild....

I think that garners a top position as a environmental advisor in a McCain/Palin administration...no, wait..that isn't good enough...
I think I want her to put in a word for me as the head of the EPA.

[Debi]

18. I am the proud parent of a child with special needs - Sec. of Ed. for me!

:hi:

[Eurobabe]

21. definitely.

[VolcanoJen]

22. When I look out the window, I can see the moon!!!

That makes me a fuckin' astronaut!!! I can haz NASA?

:rofl:

[azmouse]

23. Since I own 4 cars I'd like to be Secretary of Transportation.

[merh]

24. Oh, come on folks - dig a little deeper into the cow lovers

appointment.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/merh/138

[salonghorn70]

25. I Love My Texas Longhorns

So I guess I would also be qualified to work in the Agriculture Dept.