Foolish is the dog that barks at the flying bird.

[many a good man]

You can put lipstick on that dog but he is still an old fool.

And that bird is meant to soar. There is no tying him down.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. my dog yells at flying birds. Hell,

he yells at hovering helicopters and chases them away.

I could not see if the choppers had lipstick, though.

[many a good man]

2. Your dog is an amiable fool

McCain yells at clouds and thinks it is he who chases them away.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Agreed, but he could still beat Condi in a game of chess.