Sarah Palin, Dinosaurs & The Lord

[grassfed]

"The Lord made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats."
Sarah Palin, Republican Nominee for Vice President of the United States of America 2008

[Fighting Donkey]

1. That's wrong.

Maybe some were lizards of satan, but as we know, Jesus did ride a Triceratops on Palm Sunday.

[Gabi Hayes]

hahahahaaaaaaaa! now, link? or is that made up? if it's real, I hope

there's video, or audio, at least

I'm not buying it, though

ironic that petroleum formation is one of the easiest refutations of creation mythology

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. Are you goofing on her or is that a real quote?

Since there's no link, I assume you're mocking her. I mean, it's hard to tell if that outrageous sentence is real or not, given her whacked out background.

[grassfed]

3. it's out there - looking for link or vid

[americanstranger]

5. Ohplease ohplease ohplease ohplease....

...let there be video. Please.

- as

[FLyellowdog]

4. No

It's made up. Don't perpetrate.

[americanstranger]

7. Yeah. Top link on google

is to Landover Baptist.

Fake. Dammit.

- as

[mwb970]

6. Alas, some blogger made it up.

http://www.lizardsofsatan.com/

[Gabi Hayes]

8. not buyin' it. this is all I could find, which is only a reference to an interview.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=palin+lizards+alas...

http://www.oddballcomics.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=172...

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: Thunder Lizards Are SO 20th Century: PALIN On DINOSAURS!

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Supposedly from an interview with Gov. Sarah Palin that was printed in an Alaskan newspaper:

"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in His perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats."