It's 3 a.m. and Sarah Palin is reading the cliff notes on Iraq and Afghanistan

[redstate_democrat]

at the Bush-Cheney University on Foreign Affairs. Her remedial class teacher for this semester is Senator LIERberman and he will make sure little Sarah has all of the talking points down, even if she doesn't know what the hell the words mean or the fundamentals behind those words. Because of her studies, little Sarah will be unable to meet with the press. You understand though, she is a "mavrick" and a "reformer" and a "Barracuda" and a "pitbull" with lipstick.

[Mabus]

1. Even worse, the Notes were written by Condi

and, as a result, the book is a work in progress. In fact, the only completed chapter is an absolutely fabulous one on the best shoe stores around the world.

[redstate_democrat]

5. Yes, yes. Condasleeza Rice is head of the ministry of truth and makes sure all of our foreign

policies reflect the whim of the day.

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2. So now she knows all about Eye-Rack, Eye-Ran, and Eyes-ree-el.

[redstate_democrat]

3. WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THAT is hilarious!! I like how you spelled out Iraq, Iran, and Israel phonetically. That should help her a lot!

I'm stealing these pics too, buddy!

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6. Be my guest, and

also this one too if you want

[redstate_democrat]

8. OMFG!

:rofl:

[Top Cat]

4. Scary

[BrklynLiberal]

7. With phonetic spelling, no doubt...

[sunnybrook]

9. I want to see the musical

I want to hear her singing "The Rain in Spain stays Mainly on the Plain," while Leiberman and McCain excitedly add "I think she's got it! By George, she's got it!"