Hey Palin - shut the fuck up, you're nothing more than a trophy running mate, and you know it

[Hugabear]

I don't want to hear about your "accomplishments" as mayor or governor. Big fucking whoop. You served as mayor of a tiny town, whose biggest decision was deciding what books to ban from your local library. As for your position as governor, you do realize that you were the governor of one of the least populated states in the union, right? Hell, your biggest celebrities are the guys on Deadliest Catch, and they don't even live in Alaska! Your biggest fucking dilemma as governor is trying to decide whether to go hunting for caribou or attend your redneck trash future son-in-law's hockey games. Sorry, but any self-proclaimed redneck who chews gum on stage at a national convention is trash

You do not know a damned thing about economics. You do not know a damned thing about foreign policy. You wouldn't know what to do in the event of a natural disaster. The only thing you know how to do is pray to your fundie god and look pretty in front of the cameras. We know about your whacko fundie beliefs. We know about how you used your position as governor to get someone fired, then LIED about it. We know how you forced your daughter into keeping her fetus. We know how you're using your Down Syndrome infant as nothing more than a cheap political prop. We know how you LIED about the 'Bridge to Nowhere' and other pork projects. Hell, you're more than qualified to bear the title of the Pork Queen. We know about your association with the Alaska Independence Party, a secessionist group with ties to the Aryan Nations. We know that just this year, you personally greeted their group!

You do realize that the ONLY reason why you were chosen is to fulfill the masturbatory fantasies of fundies and freepers around the country, whose eyes glaze over at the mere sight of a moderately attractive woman. The ONLY reason you were picked is to appease the most radical right-wing evangelical branch of the rethug party. They don't respect you as a person, hell they didn't even know who you were until last week!

You are a fucking TOOL, being used like a cheap escort to make the rethugs look better.

[PDittie]

1. Trophy Vice of the North