"checking her older daughter to make sure she is dressed appropriately" LOL

[wndycty]

Mika was just on "Morning Joe" said Nicole Wallace (McCain spokesperson) told her that Palin is a multi-tasker her "she will be changing her baby, on the phone, Blackberries everywhere, checking her older daughter to make sure she is dressed appropriately"

Huh?

[demnan]

1. The chastity belt must have slipped off later

n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Modified bear trap - it probably chaffed when she walked.

[WCGreen]

2. My, almost every other Mother I hav met, and I have met a lot over the years...

Can pretty much accomplish that and more without breaking a sweat.

Women are multi-taskers by definition. Men are grunters and ploding.

[shadowknows69]

3. Even us grunters know plodding has two D's in it though.

Ok, so we like anything with double Ds but that's not the point.

[WCGreen]

6. I've been up all note working on a data base....

I should have hit my best friend...

Spell checker.

[TexasLady]

4. I could dress myself and four kids

before my husband was ever ready to go.

[maseman]

5. "honey...that maternity dress clashes with your eyes..."

[baldguy]

7. Closing the barn door...

[Doremus]

8. Put on a longer skirt so you look respectable while you're getting knocked up

Mika is an ass. Her father should be ashamed he raised such a spineless sycophant.

[WinkyDink]

10. Mika needs a checker.