Oh hell diddly ding dong crap, can we stop saying every little political event in this country...

[Danger Mouse]

       is the doing of Karl 'Ratfucker' Rove?
       I know Karl 'Scumhumper' Rove had a huge role in Bush's
victories in 2000 and 2004, but his time has come and gone. He
was never any sort of genius, and I get sick of hearing his
name mentioned 5,000 times a day with 5,000 different
conspiracy theories attached. Sarah Palin is not a Rovian
conspiracy. Karl 'Shitscrewer' Rove did not fool us with one
of his magic tricks. He is not psychic, magical, or gifted
with foresight. He's just an intelligent crook willing to go
beyond the limits of human decency to win elections. That
doesn't make you a genius, it makes you a scum bag. In
closing, there are a lot of forces at work in this election,
while Rove may be one of them, I think to attribute everything
to him is just plain absurd.
       It makes it seem like we're afraid of him. I'm not
afraid of Karl 'toiletthumper' Rove or his cheap political
stunts. Sarah Palin is not one of his tricks, she was forced
on McCain by Dobson and the New Power Gener...I mean the
fundies. It was the FUNDIES. As for Rove, forget about him. We
need to concentrate on fighting smears and getting out the
vote, not worrying about whether or not Karl 'demonboinker'
Rove has hatched a maniacal evil scheme in the fires of Mount
Doom by crafting One Ring to Fool them All.

[orestes]

1. Karl Rove has become the Boogey Man

to a seemingly good sized number of posters, and they attribute every little bump in the night to his twisted machinations.

[Danger Mouse]

3. He is right now in the twisted castle of Pandemonium, crafting his scheme to use the Mist to...

oh wait. That was Garland.

[FrenchieCat]

2. Amen!

[Marsala]

4. I know, it's ridiculous.

Since it's perfectly obvious that Cheney is the one running everything. :eyes:

[cliffordu]

5. I hope he gets piles.

[Danger Mouse]

6. Can piles (of feces) get piles?

Wait, I've got it! Karl Rove is the Golgothan from 'Dogma!'

[cliffordu]

9. Rofl. Perfect!!

[DarthDem]

7. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaank You

If I see the term "Rovian headfake" one more time, I'm going to join the AIP. Well, no. Something only slightly less drastic, though.

[Danger Mouse]

8. OMG IT'S ROVE HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!

[DarthDem]

12. JESUS

You scared the sh*t out of me! And I bet you meant for me to turn around, too! Stop it with those ROVIAN HEADFAKES!!!!!!!!1111

[BlooInBloo]

10. It looks like Palin is on her way to becoming EVILGAWD to DUers.

[Danger Mouse]

13. Make no mistake, Palin frightens me, but only for the damage she could cause.

NOT cause she's an evil genius.

[SeattleGirl]

11. YES!!!!

I'm so tired of KKKarl being painted as some omnipotent genius!

He's an asshole.

He's a cheater.

He's an asshat who thinks that power is everything, and he will do ANYTHING to get it and keep it.

He's an underhanded fucking pig.