The Most Democratic VP Selection Process Ever!!

[CatBO]

I would like to personally thank John McCain for making us all a part of the most Democratic VP Selection Process ever!

The McCain campaign chose a complete unknown, and they held off vetting her themselves, preferring to let the American people vet her and make their own decisions. Bravo, sir!

She was before the bridge, before she was against it.

She is affiliated with a radical, fringe secessionist group of Alaskans.

She loves shooting her moose and wolves from the air.

She was actively hiding her daughter's out-of-wedlock pregnancy.

Oh she's good stuff. If McCain had chosen Pawlenty or Romney or Ridge, they would not have handed the American people such a Democratic choice. No, they wanted to bring this VP selection back to the people, to vet themselves.

Did Obama do this? Noooo. He chose someone that the American people all knew very well. He chose a man with very few skeletons in his closet, leaving us nothing to vet. And furthermore, his people did all the vetting themselves before they let us even know who he chose. Democratic? I think not!

Word has it all 8 rooms in Wasilla are booked this week while McCain goes in to actually research Palin. They want to make sure we Americans don't miss a thing in our new Democratic process!

Woo hoo! It's about us! Oh, and her wacky decision to endure labor on an airplane, and her unwed, pregnant daughter. Good stuff!

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