What question would you ask Palin if you were the debate moderator?

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[clydefrand]

1. Just ask her where Iraq is and locate it on a map without its name

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7. Would this be considered an adequate answer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

[marylanddem]

2. What in the name of God makes you think you are qualified

to be next in line to the Presidency of the United States?

[jgraz]

3. Exactly how stupid ARE you?

[Faygo Kid]

What books have you read? What decade did the Civil War take place in?

Got a feeling she is an ignoramus. Just a feeling.

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8. Maybe you should make it "What year did the War of 1812 take place in?"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. Why are you more qualified to be Vice President than Mitt Romney?

Or Tim Pawlenty?
Or Kay Bailey Hutchinson?

Or this wart I have on my ass?

[AZBlue]

5. "Um...what the f*ck was McCain thinking?"

[BlooInBloo]

6. How do you get your legs so shiny?

[Kutjara]

9. Well, since the debate will be broadcast by the MSM...

...I guess the only question I could ask that would be allowed would be something like "Sarah, darling, where did you get that simply divine twinset? And if I may ask a related question, are those shoes from Manolo's spring range?"

[theoldman]

10. What type of contraceptive do you use?

[baldguy]

11. "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map."

"Why do you think that is?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

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14. Maybe they should ask her to locate Alaska on a map

[ejpoeta]

27. because some people don't have maps?

[ejpoeta]

30. ask her if anyone has told her what the vice president does all day yet

[Rainbowreflect]

32. Actually John McCain spent 5 years without a map.

[ejpoeta]

34. is that why he doesn't know that iraq does not border pakistan

[Rainbowreflect]

36. LOL Probably!

[sniffa]

12. Which founding father wrote the Pledge of Allegiance?

[Fleshdancer]

16. HAHA!!!

I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed that. Someone should also clue her in to the fact that "under god" wasn't in the pledge until 1954.

If I'm feeling generous, I might send her my old political science textbook. I've already read it and she seems to need it more than I do. Does Econ have any old books she can send to McCain?

[niceypoo]

40. "Abraham Lincoln"

Possible likely answer...

[Submariner]

13. How would you like to have an iceberg melt beneath you and your

baby, and then have to make a 400 mile swim for land knowing it is highly likely you will watch your cub drown, shortly before you do? What say you about that and the Endangered Species Act you want to castrate for petro dollars?

[question everything]

15. What does Alaska share in common with the rest of the country

in terms of:

Percentage of minority

Street crimes

Traffic gridlock

Access to health care

Homeless

Poverty

Unemployment

Getting a check of $1,000 (around that) each, shares of their oil revenue. I would imagine there are many families in Detroit, for example, who would love to get such checks.

[kimmerspixelated]

17. Are Alaskans cold?

[Coexist]

18. does your religious belief system include Headship, and if so,

and your husband and Senator McCain disagree on a critical issue, whose position would you subjegate yourself to?

[Upton]

19. How does it feel being a baby factory?

haven't you ever heard of birth control?

[katandmoon]

20. "What would you advise your daughter to do if she became pregnant out of wedlock?"

[rateyes]

Considering your experience or lack thereof, is there any way in hell

that John McCain would have chosen you had you been a man? In other words, are you on this ticket, mainly, because you have breasts and a vagina?

[whatchamacallit]

21. Would you get me a beer?

I kid, I kid... I'd probably ask "ever hear of overpopulation?"

[kimmerspixelated]

22. Ask her if she was surprised to be picked,

Since the story is that McCain only met her once.

[kimmerspixelated]

23. Ask her if Rove or Cheney called her first, and

then offered her an gigantic amount of money for this little gig of being VP!

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24. "Should Alaska become a state of the United States?"

[Ichingcarpenter]

25. Boxers or briefs?

I'll just leave it at that.

[blondeatlast]

26. How long did you have to argue with the airline to get on that plane and who intervened

on your behalf?

Airlines don't take kindly to third-trimester flying...

[gulliver]

28. Suppose a President John McCain were to die or become incapaciated.

Please describe what your first acts as President of the United States would be.

[rateyes]

29. What would you advise your middle teenage daughter to do with

the fetus if your daughter was raped and impregnated by her father?

Oh, we know he would never do that. But, that's what all the fathers who have raped and impregnated their daughters have said in their defense.

Just a hypothetical to you. Real life for countless thousands of teenage girls.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

31. Do you believe the United States is a Christian nation and do you believe in armageddon

and the rapture?

Also, which religion's creation story do you think should be taught in our public schools and why?

[blondeatlast]

33. "For the love of this country and all that is good and right in this world, WHY YOU?!" NT

[susu369]

35. Since you are against birth control

what are you going to do if you become pregnant when you are vice president or president?

:evilgrin:

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37. "Still got that case of crabs?"

[niceypoo]

38. Spit or swallow?

[trueblue2007]

39. Did YOU really have that baby?? Inquiring Electorate wants to know!!!

If you did, didn't you care about your childs health and well-being enough to get to a hospital ASAP??

(My next door neighbor had a down's syndrome baby 3 years ago. The child almost died during birth).