REPORT: McCain to travel to "undisclosed location" to re-work RNC speech following Obama's speech...

[JTG of the PRB]

[KingFlorez]

1. He's probably locked himself in a room and is screaming like a banshee by now

There's no possible way he can top this.

[DU9598]

2. Nah, Cindy just loaned him some good meds

[Colobo]

14. Yeah... meds...

[JTG of the PRB]

4. There's no way ANY of them can top this!

What is THEIR message going to be?

"Four more years!"?

"More of the Same!"?

"Down with hope, up with McLame!"?

They've got NOTHING!

[JTG of the PRB]

19. Self-indulgent kick.

Just to keep it on the front page a liiiittttllle longer...

[Middle finga]

3. What is he going to do, plug in a few more "my friends" and "drill drill"

and "we will win in Iraq". I don't know what else can say

[JTG of the PRB]

6. There's no way they can top this.

We didn't go negative; we just spoke the truth, cold as ice and hotter than Hell. They will go negative and try to criticize every tiny little thing, and they will be revealed for what they truly are - incompetent, paper-thin, gutless, spineless PHONIES!

[jazzjunkysue]

ROLF!

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

5. He will review one of his best speeches...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMDJP4VxY4&feature=related

ya gatta see it

[JTG of the PRB]

7. Ugh... McSame has such a shit-eating smirk.

His "smile" sends chills down my spine and makes me feel gross inside.

[opihimoimoi]

13. Thats not a Candidate I can believe in...LOL

BWAhahahahaha

[JTG of the PRB]

16. LOL

Bwahahahahahaha! Those suckers don't stand a chance! We're going to BURY them!

[opihimoimoi]

17. NO SHIT....Landslide coming up....

[JTG of the PRB]

18. If I were a weaker man, I'd almost feel bad for John McSame...

...but after the way he and Dubya and all their crooked, corrupt, EVIL cronies have treated the Democrats and every single hard-working, decent American in this country?! HELL NO! Bring the landslide! We're gonna knock them all out of power in November, and we'll finally have the pieces we need to move forward, undo every wrong that has been done to us in the last eight years, and resolidify our standing as a leader in the world!

No way, no how, NO McCAIN!!!

[opihimoimoi]

21. No way I feelin bad about McLoser the AMBITIOUS...fuck him and the evil GOP

Come, we toast to the Cleansing of America

:toast:

[DefenseLawyer]

8. He's joined by his two favorite speechwriters, Ambien and Bourbon

It's gonna be a long night.

[JTG of the PRB]

10. ...

:spray:

Biggest laugh I've had since Joe Biden's Freudian slip last night!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. there is always this

[book_worm]

11. you mean he's joining Cheney in the cave he hides out in?

[jazzjunkysue]

22. Nope. That's a one-man coffin. Can't fit two, with the dirt, and all.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

12. ROFLOL!!!

[OmahaBlueDog]

15. Skip the convention - here's his speech

Obama's inexperienced; we can't trust him; I was a POW; then I was a footsoldier in the Reagan Revolution; ; he's inexperienced and will raise your taxes; Joe and Barack are patriots who hate your values; government can't solve our problems - only drilling can; my friends, let us pray together while we discuss stem cell research and overturning Roe v. Wade; they are the party of Jimmy Carter and we are the party of Ronald Reagan;Obama's inexperienced and he'll raise your taxes; my friends, no matter what the liberal media says, I'm John McCain, I was a POW, and I want to be your President.

[jazzjunkysue]

20. Here's the real undisclosed location:

[LongDistanceRunner]

23. hopefully Cindy's other arm won't suffer for this...