Breaking: McCondo can't remember who he chose as VP

[bushisanidiot]

he wrote himself a note and put it in his wallet, but he can't find it.

[Bigleaf]

1. It shouldn't be too hard to find. He can call any of the 7-10 housekeepers to take a look for it.

[book_worm]

2. "I wonder which one will meet me in Dayton...it will be a surprise to me, too."

[Barack_America]

3. He vaguely remembers picking Lieberman, but his staff tell him he picked Romney...

So Romney it is.

[mvd]

5. LOL

Maybe he didn't remember his short list. He can't keep a long OR short list.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Quick ! Start up the Nine Limos and form a search party !

and don't forget to stop for a Latte

[DontTreadOnMe]

7. Not really a problem

If he put the note in his wallet... it should be easy to find.
Now the big question: How many wallet's does McSame have?

I heard on the internets that he has Alzheimer's... is this true?
Does John know where is left his car keys?

Which car? How many cars does John own? (this can go on forever!)

[leveymg]

6. Or, who his first wife was . . . or, when he dumped her . . . or when he started cheating on Cindy

[Johonny]

8. It's ok though

he was a POW

[brentspeak]

9. It's "McCondo(s)"

Plural.

[damntexdem]

10. How many VP choices DOES he have?

Do they all belong to Cindy?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

11. he'll have 10 running mates and a car park