What Cindy McCain will discuss in her speech

[book_worm]

1) How I made due on only $100 million that Daddy left me.

2) How any woman can get the pills she needs without a prescription.

3) How I maintain my barbie doll looks at age 52 (hint,hint I'm rich!)

4) How to steal another woman's husband (hint, hint, it really helps to be rich, blonde and tanned)

5) How to laugh off your husband calling you a c**t.

6) Vote for my husband he was a POW

[MaryEllen9399]

1. I bet she attacks Michelle and her girls nt

[flamingdem]

2. Very creative! nt

[nickyt]

3. How she went to Georgia

for some reason nobody can figure out

[RagAss]

7. Yeh...that really needs to be looked into.....

By whom? I have no freakin idea ! It's not like we have a legit state department now.

[rurallib]

4. How to pretend your siblings don't exist

and get all of Daddy's money.

[rwenos]

5. You Forgot the U$C Angle

There would have to be a few lines about "How I got to be a U$C pom pon girl, and what I learned about life dancing up close and personal with the Trojans."

Yes, I attended another Pac-10 school. SC kicked our ASS all the time I was in college.

But I'm just sayin' . . .

[Island Blue]

6. Georgia.

And her husband was a POW.

[Born_A_Truman]

9. Yes, but she wasn't the one who waited at home for a POW

was she?

[Neshanic]

8. Really, what a contrast.

[begin_within]

10. And in a breakout session, 6) How to plaster on the makeup like a trollop

[bridgit]

11. How to deliver bridgit a big ole vat of beer, and a swimming pool full of beer nutz...

So she can drink it and piss on John's Italian shoes :headbang:

[jab105]

12. Botox, Food Network Recipes, and hair bleach?

:D

[Sparkly]

13. "One time, Cook didn't clarify the melted butter for the lobster..."

"But we got through it!"

[CatsDogsBabies]

14. Is she giving a speech?

Can she speak? or even move?

[Barack_America]

15. 7) The importance of having an entire wardrobe of leather blazers. nt

[Just-plain-Kathy]

16. 9) How to lose evidence when your husband is involved in a corruption scandal.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

17. How hard it is to manage $270,000 worth of domestic help

:shrug:

[Neshanic]

18. 10) Repelling the advances from a drunk Charles Keating at cocktail parties.

[Just-plain-Kathy]

19. She's 52??? ...She doesn't look that great for her age. I thought she was much older w/ face lifts.

I'm usually not that catty. I just really really hater her.

[truthisfreedom]

20. 11) Why everyone needs a plane to get around my state.

[gauguin57]

21. Robot Barbie will discuss only what her programmers have programmed her to discuss.

[Jennicut]

22. She might actually talk about her stroke and adopting a baby from Bangladesh

She would if she wanted to look less like a pre-programmed Barbie. Ooops, forgot that she stole drugs from the place she worked at, stole another man's woman, and told Michelle that she wasn't "American" enough. Michelle is far more of an American then that drug stealing rich bitch heiress will ever be.