McCain: "My friends, here is the one I decided to keep!"

[mtpnbc]

[thewiseguy]

1. Didnt you tell us yesterday the text messages were to come at 10 am ET?

[mtpnbc]

3. That's what the source was saying around 9. Sorry that we ruined the suspense. ;)

[racaulk]

2. "If you have never spent a single second of your life worrying about money, raise your hand!"

[marylanddem]

4. I know what he sees in her - but what can she possibly see in him?

[Bluerthanblue]

5. "Everyone who thinks McCain is best raise your hand"!

:shrug:

[jcla]

6. The McShames...

Plastic Barbie and Crotchety Ken on their way to visit one of their seven homes....

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

7. "Hold your hand up you c$nt"

[nc4bo]

8. So that's how she got that "sprained" arm.....err wrist.. but wait -

yikes, that was the OTHER arm wasn't it?

[delete_bush]

9. ...or I'll break your other wrist!

n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Looks like she's actually propping his arm up.

Don't McCain's war injuries keep him from doing that on his own?

[rurallib]

11. Hooooooo Man! He gots Miss Buffalo Chip!