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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:30 PM
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Who else signed up for John McCain's VP telegram?
FOR YOUR INFORMATION STOP SO THAT OUR GLORIOUS CHRISTIAN EMPIRE CAN MOVE FORTH IN ARABIA I HAVE SELECTED AS MY VICE PRESIDENT THE INDEPENDENT HEBREW SENATOR AND FORMER FUR HATTER JOSEPH ISADORE LIEBERMAN STOP TOGETHER WE SHALL DEFEAT THE NEGRO MENACE AND THAT EBONY JAZZ THAT MAKES OUR WOMENFOLK LUSTFUL AND INEXPLICABLY MOVE THEIR LEGS IN A RHYTHMIC FASHION STOP LET US GO FORWARD TOGETHER AND MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR STANDARD OIL TO OPERATE IN THUS SUPPLYING OUR OLDSMOBILES AJAXES AND BUCKMOBILES WITH THAT SWEET SWEET CRUDE STOP FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO THE OTTOMAN EMBASSY IN PRUSSIA STOP
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:31 PM
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1. Not I, said the smart person!
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:33 PM
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2. Oh sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph
:headbang:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:33 PM
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3. I thought they were using morse code
Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 03:39 PM by liberal N proud
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:34 PM
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4. i'm getting the stone tablets.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:36 PM
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10. With the cuneiform?
:shrug:
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:37 PM
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11. iStone
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:39 PM
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14. Direct line from God!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:41 PM
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17. they went to school together.
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:53 PM
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22. Even God thought he was an asshole.
And he was the only other person in existence!
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JerseygirlCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:34 PM
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5. Very good! nt
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:34 PM
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6. *snort*
:rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:34 PM
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7. !!
:rofl:
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knixphan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:35 PM
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8. I think I know someone
Who got a morse-code message.
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flamingdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:35 PM
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9. Oh my loving jesu cristo, give me some of what you're inhaling! nt
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:38 PM
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12. Telegram?
Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 03:38 PM by mmonk
I thought it would be announced by a puff of smoke or if he gets cutting edge, eight track tape by UPS.
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NatBurner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:39 PM
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13. *dead*
i'm crying over here!!
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DevonRex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:39 PM
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15. I chose the Pony Express version. You know, horse shit and all. nt
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:51 PM
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20. Pony Exrpess.
LOL!
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Born_A_Truman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:40 PM
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16. Wasn't it
Mitt if by land, Huck if by sea?
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:42 PM
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18. smoke signals here. Two puffs it's mittens, three it's, Chucklebee,
one, it's Karl Rove.

Pretty windy here, though. And dry, hope we don't have any grass fires to confuse the issue. Further.
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:50 PM
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19. I'm cryin' with laughter here.
All of you on this thread should be writing for the Daily Show!

MPK
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:51 PM
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21. K&R.
LOL!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:53 PM
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23. . . . - - - . . .
:P
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:54 PM
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24. I signed up for the carrier pigeon option.
High tech AND delicious.
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:56 PM
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25. ....
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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theOutlawJoseyBiden Donating Member (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 03:59 PM
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26. unfortunately for McCain, you can't text on a rotary phone
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 04:10 PM
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27. Ha!
:rofl: :rofl:
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Leftist Agitator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 05:07 PM
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28. I need this sent by aeromail to the Prussian consulate in Siam.
Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 06:49 PM
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29. ...
I was waiting for that reference. :rofl:
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:13 PM
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32. That's actually a pretty good representation of McCain.
I think we can work with that. :D
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 07:42 PM
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30. telegram technology isn't up to snuff yet
so I'm stickingwith Pony Express for now. N/t
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:12 PM
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31. Me marry funny man.
:rofl:
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:17 PM
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33. It's a forgery! McCain to announce VP via tin can and string
PHOENIX, AZ - In response to Barack Obama's announcement earlier this week that he will reveal his running mate via text messaging and e-mail, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain announced Wednesday that he too would reveal his choice in a method that respected his base - via tin can and string.

"The age of modern technology is upon us" he announced at a press conference Wednesday, before shouting jibberish and defecating on one of his supporters. "Obama made his decision to to let his base know first, to show he is in with the times. Senator McCain isn't any different." McCain advisor Mick Avenge told our reporter.

While this announcement remains highly anticipated, sources say that it may be some time before his choice is revealed.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:McCain_to_announce_...
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Spiffarino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 02:27 AM
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34. You got it..
Edited on Sat Aug-23-08 02:31 AM by Spiffarino
No longer confined to the recliner, John McSame prepares to go mobile:

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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 04:46 AM
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35. So, when are we getting our DUzys back???? n/t
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 07:43 AM
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36. K&R
:rofl:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 08:36 AM
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37. Omg
:rofl:
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 10:03 AM
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38. ROFL!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 10:03 AM
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39. haHA!!!
:rofl:
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 10:08 AM
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40. '...DEFEAT THE NEGRO MENACE ...' lofl
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 10:22 AM
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41. You win DU.
Skinner, Elad, Earl, hand over the site to Fenris. It's his.
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 01:26 PM
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42. McCain campaign using hi-tech means of getting the word out
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jhain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 03:26 PM
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43. WHEEEEEEEZZEEEEEEEEE GASPPPPPPPPPP
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