McCain Plans VP Birthday Bash in Ohio

[DogPoundPup]

According to Politico, Sen. John McCain "plans to celebrate his 72nd birthday on Aug. 29 by naming his running mate at a huge rally in the battleground state of Ohio."

The campaign "has begun building a crowd of 10,000 for Dayton, Ohio, according to an organizer. McCain is scheduled to appear with his running mate at a large-scale event in Pennsylvania shortly thereafter."
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2008/08/18/mccain_plans_vp_birthday_bash.html

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Breaking: 9,900 old clothing store manequins being sought to fill out audience

Cindy McCain offers to share her beauty tips with the plaster rent-a-trollops.

[AtomicKitten]

8. George Lucas used Q-tips for the audience in the pod racer scene.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. They'll be cranking out Lieberman cut-outs by the thousands

and toss in a black here and there.

[Drunken Irishman]

2. haha, 10,000 is a huge rally?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Obama calls it "Tuesday."

[Historic NY]

4. Must be borrowing the Terra-Cotta Army from China.

[Kittycat]

5. Obama needs to run an ad reminding everyone of his Katrina Party.

[Stagecoach]

6. There'll probably be 500 people there, maybe 1,000

But the media will report it as "at least 10,000 were in attendance as John McCain announced (fill in the blank) as his running mate"

[Botany]

7. 10,000 = Bus in the fundies

What a joke

[Berry Cool]

11. No need to do any of this.

Honestly, have NONE of you people heard of CGI?

[rug]

9. It's Gov. Cialis.

[Barack_America]

12. McCain can hit 10,000 easy

Just have Cindy's company haul-in truckloads of free beer.

That sort of thing has worked well for drawing crowds in Ohio in the past:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=beernight/080604

:evilgrin: