Caption this McCain pic

[DogPoundPup]

[Mz Pip]

1. Feed me, Seymore! n/t

[SoonerPride]

2. My friends, I'm Stretchy McGee and I approved this message

[asdjrocky]

3. "You have to remember to touch up your human make-up."

[Bobbie Jo]

4. Got a little drool there grampa, lemme get that....nt

[femmocrat]

5. Aw, Mom! Stop that! I'm a grown man, fer crissakes!!

[Lint Head]

6. When he's finished sucking his own thumb because of his insecurities

he has an assistant that allows him to suck theirs.

[LSparkle]

7. "Here's a thumb in yer eye ... err, cheek"

"In any event, THUMB YOU!"

[MercutioATC]

8. Don't worry, Senator. I got that same stain out of a blue dress once...

...different President, same act.

[Zynx]

9. Don't poke me when I'm making my "O" face.

[Whisp]

10. POW!!!!

ZAPPPPP!!!



BAMMMMMMMM!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Cindy, you're supposed to close your thumb when you throw a left hook, you c**t

[World Citizen]

12. quick.... get my tongue working again... its stuck on that "surge" word

[snowbear]

13. I don't have a captain.. and not to be mean.. but that is one homely dude..

I'm sorry freepers and closet mcsamers, but he is BUTT-FREAKIN-UGLY!!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

14. "Cute as a bug's ass!"