So... what's going on? Who won Iowa?

[Writer]

Why aren't the Clinton and Obama supporters fighting with one another? I thought you all hated one another!

Wait a minute, the date stamps in this forum CAN'T be right. It's July? It can't be!

Oh my goodness, I think I've overslept. That must be why my legs are so hairy and my hair is down to my ankles. Oh goodness.

What have I missed???

~Writer Van Winkle~

[Wetzelbill]

1. I think it's going to be Rudy vs John Edwards

I just feel it.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Rudy????

Man, are you out of touch!

It's gonna be Fred Thompson. Check out the freeper sites - they're all sportin' Thompson avatars, talking about he's gonna fire-up the base and kick our ass!

[Wetzelbill]

3. Thompson is a gamer I'll give him that

I think it will be those two right to the wire. But me, out of touch? Come on now! This election is going to be all about national security, and Rudy has that in the bag. Unless you forget just who was America's hero on 9-11? Think about that for a second.

[Crazy Dave]

4. Nobody was ever assassinated in July?

:shrug:

[Writer]

5. Beware the Ides of July, they used to tell me.

I'm surprised we got out of it in one piece!