Oh, this is rich

[Kierkegaard]

I just saw on headline news that the Shrub family 'isn't just vacationing,' they're working on their campaign speeches. Junior is plannng to focus on his accomplishments as president. Should be a short speech.

What the hell could he possibly talk about without lying?

edit: spelling

[dweller]

1. clearing brush?

:shrug:

and that still might be questionable.
dp

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Bush lies

would make a great campaign commercial, but I don't think that MoveOn could raise enough funds for an ad the length of an infomercial.....

[Kierkegaard]

5. Infomercial?

With all the lies from this administration, one could put together a loooooong running sitcom!

Casting:
George Bush: Stan Laurel
Laura Bush: Gracie Allen
Dick Cheney: Lon Chaney
Donald Rumsfeld: Edward G. Robinson (yeaaah, see)
John Ashcroft: Michael J Fox (as Alex P. Keaton)
Condi Rice: Michelle Malkin

[Jon8503]

3. Shrub's First Book After He Is Defeated

will probably be "Everything I Know About Being President"

All full of blank pages.

[Pirate Smile]

4. "Vacation" is now a forbidden word. He also hasn't played golf since

last October.

Do you think F911 may have made * (or should we say his advisers) a little SENSITIVE on these issues?

[Kierkegaard]

7. Big welcome

Welcome to DU Pirate Smile! :hi:

[merh]

8. Be sure you catch * during the coverage of the Ryder Cup golf

tournament. He did some sort of interview that will be aired during the coverage. Will he be talking about his plans for our nation's future or his ability to use a 3 iron while planning our nation's response to terra? :shrug: Now watch this drive!

I am sorry, I meant to Welcome you to DU! :hi:

[PA Democrat]

9. Thanks for the heads up.

I will warn my hubby to have the remote handy. Otherwise, he may put his shoe through the TV screen.

I'm sorry, but can't SOMEONE stop these Republican assholes from ruining our enjoyment of televised sports? You should be able to watch a football pre-game show without having to endure that fat drug addicted bigot, Rush. NASCAR fans and Superbowl viewers should not have to watch Bush get free campaign advertising.

Sports should be a politics-free zone.

[jimshoes]

6. My fellow republicans

and also the rest of you little people. I am here to talk about me. See, I'm the presideunt. I'm the one that matters. See all the big guys surrounding me. That's to keep you filth.... er little people away from me. Take a look around you, what you see is a testament to me. I'm the important one. it's all about me as it should be and maybe Laura a little bit. Not too much Jen and Bar cuz they're just offshoots. Where was I, oh yeah, me. I want to be the przideunt again cuz I get so much neat stuff and I get to ride in Air Force 1. And oh yeah Kerry's not as good as me. So drink your kool-aid and vote for me.

[Dying Eagle]

10. Hey 1 week siting in Texas getting coached

Is 1 week that he isn't campaigning. Kerry should hit as many swing-states as he can this week!!!