Hilarious Freeper thread claiming Bush was in Vietnam on a secret misison

[ps1074]

You have to see this BS. There is a link to an article claiming Bush was in Vietnam on a CIA business. Here is a link to the FR thread

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1192313/posts

If you don't want to go to FR, here is direct link to the article:

http://us.gq.com/features/general/articles/040727feco_02

[Maddy McCall]

1. So he spent months in SE Asia, on a government-paid trip to...

find a pair of crocodile boots that he had been looking for for ages, and then he declared "Mission Accomplished" when he found his coveted boots.

And that's something about which freepers rejoice?

Goddam, those people are more stupid than I had ever imagined!

[MichaelHarris]

2. that freeper has

latent homosexual tendencies, I can tell because he used the phrase, "well lubricated soldiers"

[fishface]

3. Looks like GQ is trying to out-Onion the Onion.

Anyone who could take that article seriously would think Bush is actually a rocket scientist in his spare time. bwhahahahaha :silly:

[Baja Margie]

4. Oh for cryin' out loud

what are they going to come up with next? what nonsense, absolute bullshit. You know what's really scary though, is that alot of"them"
will actually believe this and run with it. God, what a bunch of fucking lunatics. It makes me sick.:kick: Goodnight, Irene !!

[FreakinDJ]

5. Only a Freeper would believe that

it takes a certain lack of brains to be one

[German-Lefty]

6. Bush's Languages

Usually they were taught to speak Spanish, Russian, Chinese, and Arabic.

If Bush was in SUMS, he would have been fluent in Arabic," says air-force historian R. Taylor Prentiss, author of Flyboys to the End: An Examination of Pilot Culture in the Vietnam Era. "Someone should ask him a question in Arabic—bet you he'd answer it."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

He can't even speak English. Though he did say something in Spanish once.

[Dover]

7. Yeah......he really should practice his Spanish. Shrub...say "ADIOS!"

eom

[GiovanniC]

17. He Speaks Semi-Fluent Mexican.

n/t

[MoonRiver]

20. I think he tried to say something in Spanish once.

I believe he garbled it though. Maybe a word came out correct. Can't remember now.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. This reads like an SNL skit

When they're spoofing Tweety on "Hardball", one of his guests is usually *'s chief of staff, Andrew Card. Whenever asked a question about * Card goes off on the (unbelievable) attributes of Dubya: that he's solved the problem of cold fusion, his breath is sweet as a bouquet of spring flowers, he's never done anything wrong in his life, etc.

To which Tweety (Daryl Hammond) replies, "You didn't just drink the Kool-Aid, you went back for seconds!"

[whirlygigspin]

11. On her Majesty's secret service

Yes, the man is a secret 00' agent for MI5

don't tell anyone.

cheers!

[Warren DeMontague]

9. I Think Tom Tomorrow Called It...

[GiovanniC]

16. Ted Rall, Too

[benburch]

10. Oh. Mi. Gawd.

Man, they took the brown acid, didn't they?

The only secret foreign mission W went on was to Mexican brothels where he would snort cocaine off the thighs of underage latina prostitutes.

[gonefishing]

12. It's a "Forest Bush" Story

The article is a satire. The Stones, Andy Warhol, Operation Goldfish Swallow and Deep Throat. That was very funny.

And always remember "Stupid is as stupid does"

[alphafemale]

13. Ahh Man. Are FReepers really TOO dense to recognize satire?

That article is hilarious.

[olddem43]

14. Actually, Bush was in Paris -

with Scott Peterson.

[AP]

15. A secret mission to buy drugs, maybe.

[LTR]

18. So, this is what we're up against?

They probably thought Dubya died for their sins too.

[GiovanniC]

19. Ewwwww.....

"Just allow me to daydream about W as a James Bond character. Step aside young Sean Connery, let a real man borrow your tux. Sighhhhh."

I need to retch, and then I need to shower repeatedly.

[no_hypocrisy]

21. Well, SOMEONE had to get beer to our brave troops . . . .