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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:26 PM
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****BREAKING: Illuminati meet in Switzerland. They support Obama******
Edited on Thu May-29-08 10:36 PM by PretzelWarrior
During a meeting of the Illuminati held at a secret location in Bern, Switzerland, the group voted and then sent word out that not only were they supporting Obama as president and leader of the free world, they felt Bush's damage to the world order could not stand unpunished.

Sensing the tide has completely turned against the previously swaggering president Bush, all formerly stalwart supporters such as Rupert Murdoch, Scott Mclellan and Laura Bush are officially off the GW Bush bandwagon. Sources tell us the Pentavurate passed the pipe and then brainstormed fates for Bush. It was finally agreed that Bush will be under house arrest in Crawford, Texas by mid 2009 to await further reprisals.

Grab the popcorn and watch as more rats flee the sinking ship all on 24 hour news cycles. Next up-- Karl Rove to announce he is volunteering to repent and serve penance as a community organizer in Miami, Florida.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:27 PM
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1. Laura is a member of the Illuminati?
she's the brains behind that operation?

scary


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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:33 PM
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7. Just don't let her do the driving...
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trueblue2007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:47 PM
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10. HEY.....LINK PLEASE. Or is this a joke??
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:50 PM
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13. no joke. she had to have sex with Cardinal Ratzinger as a pledge to the papacy
she now holds the keys to the entire world order (and is often seen heading to Italy for booty calls)
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:27 PM
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2. OMG, Obama is the Anti-Christ?
I wouldn've guessed it. :(
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:27 PM
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3. And Barney?
:popcorn:
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:27 PM
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4. But what was the consensus at Bohemian Grove
What did Moloch the Owl tell his followers to do?
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:32 PM
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6. I didn't think they met at the B Grove
until later in the summer, like in July or something.

When asked what he thought of GWB, Moloch the Owl was heard to have said "WHOOOOOOO!""

Series!?!11!
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:32 PM
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5. I just asked my Ouija board...
...who our next President will be, and it spelled out E-R-I-C C-A-R-T-M-A-N.

It's best we all run and hide now!
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Samantha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:42 PM
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8. Smack me for asking - but I have to know
No one hurt the sheep, did they?
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:46 PM
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9. not sure. but whatever you do....don't look at this
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Samantha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:51 PM
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14. I trust you - I won't look
:)
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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:48 PM
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11. Art Bell, is that you??
The truth is out there.
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:50 PM
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12. Ooh!
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 06:25 PM
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15. kick?
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 12:41 AM
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16. that is funny.
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anonymous171 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 12:42 AM
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17. But who do the Elders of Zion support?
Edited on Sat May-31-08 12:44 AM by anonymous171
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