As each candidate puts their heads down onto their pillows tonight,

TexasLady

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Fri May-23-08 10:50 PM
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As each candidate puts their heads down onto their pillows tonight,

what are they thinking ?

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rug

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Fri May-23-08 10:50 PM
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1. McCain is laughing his saggy balls off.

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TexasLady

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Fri May-23-08 10:51 PM
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2. yeah that was about what I was thinking

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Swamp Rat

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Fri May-23-08 10:52 PM
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4. YUCK!!!

:puke:

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DogPoundPup

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Fri May-23-08 10:52 PM
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5. LOL

:thumbsup:

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Duke Newcombe

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Fri May-23-08 10:57 PM
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9. My retinas are searing from your mere post...

Thanks. I don't think I'll get that out of my head when it hits the pillow tonite.

Duke

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Whisp

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Fri May-23-08 11:01 PM
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12. or maybe Hillary is laughing her saggy tits off.

Edited on Fri May-23-08 11:02 PM by Whisp

at that dogwhistle has been blown.

of course I will be a mysognist for this comment. a woman hater. can't mention tits, but balls are okay.
testicular fortitude is okay wth hillary the feminist.

:puke:

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ErinBerin84

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Fri May-23-08 11:45 PM
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18. or as Jon Stewart would say

"John McCain is soaking his balls in a chilled bowl full of Howard Dean's tears".

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AllentownJake

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Fri May-23-08 10:51 PM
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3. Both

Hillary, Dear God please let nothing happen to him

Obama, Dear God I hope to see my grand-children

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Muttocracy

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Fri May-23-08 10:53 PM
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6. ...

:cry:

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TexasObserver

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Fri May-23-08 10:53 PM
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7. Obama: "I've got this nomination in the bag." Hillary: "I'm still Queen of the Universe!"

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DogPoundPup

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Fri May-23-08 10:54 PM
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8. Hill...

How can I make myself the victim of my assassination remark. I'm ALWAYS THE VICTIM! Oh geeeeeeeeeez. "Bill, pour me a bourbon, straight up! I can't sleep!"

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Duke Newcombe

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Fri May-23-08 10:58 PM
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10. Well, at least she was near the liquor section...

...at least there's that good coming from today.

Duke

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Blondiegrrl

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Fri May-23-08 10:58 PM
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11. *delete* Wrong spot.

Edited on Fri May-23-08 10:59 PM by Blondiegrrl

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Whisp

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Fri May-23-08 11:03 PM
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13. Obama is at peace, Hillary is not.

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Poll_Blind

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Fri May-23-08 11:14 PM
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14. Obama's is last line of the movie Fargo "Two more months." Hillary's...

...is...I dunno man, I don't know what's going through her fucking brain. I have no idea if she can fall asleep like a baby or if she needs a pill or maybe just some herbal tea. What thoughts? Dude...

No idea what McCain is thinking. He's probably up playing some Fighter Ace MMORPG with a half-empty Budweiser next to him.

PB

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AllentownJake

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Fri May-23-08 11:36 PM
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16. Actually tonight

McCain is probably laughing with Cindy at how crazy the Romneys are with their little sleep over.

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Poll_Blind

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Fri May-23-08 11:44 PM
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17. !

:rofl:

PB

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DB1

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Fri May-23-08 11:16 PM
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15. Obama, busy day, time to sleep. Hillary, up all night, damage control, not enough wine in the house.

Edited on Fri May-23-08 11:16 PM by DB1

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