Here's the solution to the Hillary/Barack stalemate.

[Maddy McCall]

The Walken Platform

These are the issues that need solutions now, and Christopher Walken is not afraid to address them. He wants his supporters and opponents to know that he is clear in his ideals and will fight to lead America to a better place.

Campaign Finance Reform:
"I believe that campaign finance is a very tough issue, with good points on both sides; but I feel, as a wealthy American, that I should have no more say than even the least fortunate American citizen. Free speech in politics is about the voices of all those who support you, not who supports you with the biggest voice."

Military Funding:
"I am a huge supporter of the military. I have always thought of them as our guardians, and when our guardians are making less than the poverty line, and children are suffering because their parents decided to join the military, well, I get very upset. I feel that instead of sending billions to the Pentagon's pet projects, it should go to the troops."

Stem Cell Research:
"I'd met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and after having met him it is tough to be against . I am for human knowledge and expansion of human life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I cannot support legislation to restrict this potentially life-saving research."

We appreciate the great response you've sent us, interested in more information about Christopher Walken's policies and platform. Please have patience as he puts his ideas into words, and as soon as they're available, we'll put them here. Thank you for your support.

http://www.walken2008.com/politics.html

[madfloridian]

1. There is no stalemate except in Hillary's mind.

We have our nominee.

[Maddy McCall]

2. It must suck to go through life with no sense of humor.

I'm sorry for you about that.

:(

[bvar22]

51. No sense of humor ?

Now THAT'S funny!

[ronnykmarshall]

13. You're just loads of fucking fun.

[madfloridian]

21. I try.

But Hillary's campaign has made me lose any humor where she is concerned.

[Maddy McCall]

23. No.

That would be the unconsummated lust for Howard Dean.

[Clintonista2]

26. LOL!

Sooooo true.

[rodeodance]

28. your trying is always crying.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Try and not base your daily life on a political campaign.

I sure as hell don't let my distaste for the Obama's ruin my day.

[madfloridian]

47. oooh oooh, guess that means I am not likable to you. Shucks.

I am so mortified.

[ronnykmarshall]

48. When did you ever think you might?

[madfloridian]

58. I never ever even thought about it.

:shrug:

[skipos]

3. The word isn't "stalemate"

"Win by Obama" is what you mean.

[wndycty]

4. There is no stalemate. . .

. . .she is just fighting a losing battle and everyone is humoring her. It will end soon.

[dawgman]

5. Where can i donate?

[Maddy McCall]

8. You can buy a tee there!

Or these:



:D

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Maddy Mac ----

Remember GD-P is a humor free zone.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Obviously!

At least as far as one set of supporters here are concerned!

:rofl:

[dawgman]

16. wow my wife would love me in those

:sarcasm:

[Maddy McCall]

19. Get them for your wife, silly!

These are for you.

[datopbanana]

6. Lost me at "Stalemate"

[NJmaverick]

7. Stalemate?!??!?! Is this a repeat of the Saturday Night Live skit?

[bigwillq]

9. Stalemate?!?!?!?

Why are so many people getting bugged out b/c the OP used the word stalemate? :shrug:

This is a light and fluffy fun thread. Get over yourselves and laugh! :bounce: :)

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

14. have I told you lately...

that you are the best! :D

:hi:

[bigwillq]

22. No

you haven't told me that lately b/c you locked yourself up in GDP and you rarely come out and play anymore. :(


This is for you---:hug: I know it's been rough around here lately but I just wanted to tell you that you are a fierce and passionate person, just like your candidate. Keep your head high. :hi:

[Maddy McCall]

24. I promise to come out and play in the next day or two!

I found a kitten in my son's playhouse last night.

I'll post photos soon...he's soooo cute.

:hug:

[MonkeyFunk]

36. 13 year old boys don't have "playhouses"

they have "masturbatoriums".

[Maddy McCall]

39. Watch it!

:rofl:

You're terrible!

[CakeGrrl]

10. TRANSLATION: "Hillary's losing - so we might as well vote for Christopher Walken!"

n/t

[dawgman]

18. it was a joke.

nt

[ronnykmarshall]

20. Did you have to duck when that went over your head?

[CakeGrrl]

30. I'm just taking the OP intent with a grain of salt given recent topics.

If it's a joke, great. I like me some Christopher Walken anyway.

[redqueen]

11. Hehehe...

I can appreciate this.

:)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. You got the wrong mate.

[myrna minx]

25. Not only would we have more cowbell, but we'd have this too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

I want, nee I demand my President to be able to fly through a hotel lobby. :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

27. That is my FAVORITE video on youtube...

I love the guy. :D

[myrna minx]

38. I NEVER get sick of that video.

:D

[Barrymores Ghost]

54. Or outer space...

[myrna minx]

55. That's one giant leap for, er, the Continental.

:rofl:

[Bucky]

31. Walken sucks. Every time he's on SNL all he can do is read the cue cards... badly

Then I started noticing that in most of his recent movies, he just reads his cue cards. He's a "bankable" star--just a character actor lately--so he keeps getting hired. He's creepy, but he doesn't even seem to try to be an "actor" per se, any more.

So maybe he'd be a perfect president.

[Aloha Spirit]

32. Don't ask anybody, just build a house.

[JuniperLea]

33. I love that nutjob!

"My father was a very big man. And he wore a black mustache. When he grew older and it grew gray, he colored it with a pencil. The kind women use. Mascara."

[Maddy McCall]

35. Me, too!

He's great.

:D

Love that quotation you posted. :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

41. That freaky movie!

I thought I hated it when I first saw it, but I talked about it for days and days... I made Howard watch it a year or so ago... he had the same reaction!

If a movie makes you talk about it days down the road, it had a hell of an impact on you!

I watch it once a year or so, just to get my freak on!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

43. Have you seen Suicide Kings?

That's another of my favorite Walken films.
:D

[JuniperLea]

44. No...

Going on my Netflix list right now!

[terrya]

34. My God, there are some seriously humor impaired people in this thread.

Personally, I'd LOVE to see Christopher Walken in the Oval Office. He has the qualities that we're looking for...AND a Best Supporting Oscar! You can't ask for more! :-)

Kicked and recommended.

[Maddy McCall]

37. LOL...thanks!

:hi:

[terrya]

40. You're welcome!

:hi:

[myrna minx]

42. I know. This place is rather contentious, so a fun humor thread is

usually a nice break, but unfortunately, it has been lost on some.

[charlie]

45. Oh yeah

A president who scares the pants off everybody, I'd go for that. 20 minutes of glowering silence for State of the Union addresses, Congress jumping under their seats every time he suddenly smiles, the whole country tiptoeing around, trying not to be noticed. It'd be quieter than the Eisenhower years. We could use the break from acting like overheated idiots.

[mmonk]

46. Needs more cowbell.

;-)

[robertpaulsen]

49. What?! 40+ posts and no one challenges your Walken with Lee L. Mercer?!

Some people need to read the link a get a clue!

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

[LaurenG]

50. How could you!

I thought you were a Mercer supporter! :cry:


:7

[DearAbby]

52. How Continental!...............n/t

[Barrymores Ghost]

53. This thread needs a little something...

Oh yeah.

[Occam Bandage]

56. Funny--except it ain't a stalemate.

[Danger Mouse]

57. What's his platform on 'Creepy skeeviness'?

[Barrymores Ghost]

61. Tax exempt status, I'll bet. n/t

[phrigndumass]

59. Love it!

Walken can fix anything. Ya just need a little more cowbell. :P

[rateyes]

60. I just heard a froggie saying...

Baaaraack Baaaraack Baaarack.

Even the amphibians are on board for Obama.