Your bias against pandering is disgraceful.

[Writer]

Hello. My name is Writer, and I am a panderer. Perhaps you've only heard of pandering by hearsay; that pandering is cruelty to animals and that panderers are despicable human beings, but I am going to take a stand and say that it's time for the anti-panderer bigotry to come to an end.

Panderers work hard in order to preserve one of our greatest treasures. Panderers CARE. Unlike you who slave, isolated, in your cubicles for a few of your corporation's table scraps, we're out in the field doing what we do best - pandering. You all wouldn't last a day in our shoes, as we work morning, Noon, and night, the sweat coating our brows, shoveling shit and feeding lemon grass.

Panderers are underpaid but tireless preservers of fluff and sweetness. We know when we must nurture. We are our nation's most precious zoological secret.

We are panderers. We're here, we're dear, get used to it!

~Writer~











A panderer doing God's work.

[PBS Poll-435]

Ohh....So Cute!

[redqueen]

1. Awwww... I love pandas...

:(

[anonymeme]

14. Ah, Another Spirit-Lifting Post Which We All Need Today... THANK YOU! !:]]

[roguevalley]

15. I WAN THAT JOB!!!!!

[stray cat]

2. Panderbears are cute - not as crazy about panderpols

[spooky3]

3. omigosh, I don't know how that guy does it!

I would be trying to pet all of them at once! They're so cuuuute! And I never thought there could be so many endangered babies together at one time!

[Vinca]

4. I'd love to have that job! Panda-momma.

:hug:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Baby pandas will forever make me think of DU's MrsGrumpy.

She was addicted to her PandaCam.


Everyone should take a moment today to tell the ones you love how special they are to you.

[Guava Jelly]

6. Your kind sicken me!!!!!!

It is obviously some wierd Panderer cult.
Look at um, they all look alike!
I suspect generation after generation of Inbreeding!
Typical :eyes:
Just how close to Texas do you live? :crazy:

[uponit7771]

7. Next time please give high level of cuteness warning ! :-)

[cbayer]

8. I'm a panderer, too.

[spooky3]

10. ohhhh what a wonderful photo!

[gatorboy]

11. That's not pandering, that's rasslin'!

HEAD LOCK!!!!!

[cbayer]

12. How much fun would that be!

I'd love to rassle a panda (scared of gators, though).

[roguevalley]

17. animals make you better.

[damntexdem]

9. There it is in black and white!

But don't those panderers try to bamboo-zle us all?

[panader0]

13. Black and white? Quit bringing race into pandering.

(The bear was a female I think)

[Danger Mouse]

16. The Lounge is that-a-way.

[Writer]

18. One more kick for the selfless panderers out there!

:cry: