Post your StarWars quotes about the Primaries here

[Indenturedebtor]

Here's a couple of my favorite that I thought of recently listeing to HRC -

"Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you." - The Emperor (HRC) tries to turn Luke (Obama) to the Dark Side.

"Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will commander." - Hillary threatens Iran with obliteration.

Hillary Supporter: Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you, the conflict.
Hillary: There is no conflict.
Hillary Supporter: You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.
Hillary: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.

In this part of the same scene
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Yoda: Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke."

Someone should have told this to HRC.

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Obama: I'm rather embarrassed, Hillary, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor. (Okay so C3PO really said it)

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Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap! - On the ABC debate

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Any other choice ones? I know I know I'm a dork hah.

[Nitrogenica]

1. I am your father

[Indenturedebtor]

4. Bwahaha love the picture

[Nitrogenica]

16. Mallard Fillmore loved it too.

[Diamond Dog]

2. "I AM the Senate!"

[YDogg]

3. I find your lack of faith disturbing

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. "Where the hell's the bus, Momo?"

I dont watch Star Wars, but I hope that's in there somewhere.

[Levgreee]

6. HRC before implementing the kitchen sink

"execute order 66!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=09n0qd_n4c0

Kerry is the lizard.

The guy with the beard is Al Gore.

Some of the random jedis are Move-on members...

[Indenturedebtor]

20. GAH

That scene just made me really sad :(

Good call though


Original Message
HRC before implementing the kitchen sink
Posted by Levgreee
"execute order 66!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=09n0qd_n4c0

Kerry is the lizard.

The guy with the beard is Al Gore.

Some of the random jedis are Move-on members...

[kwenu]

24. Deleted.

[depakid]

7. Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Clinton campaign- you will never find a more treacherous hive of scum and villainy.

[MadBadger]

9. Mark Penn: Raaaawwwwrr, Raaaaaa

Wookie speak?

[blogslut]

19. Bite your tongue

You insult Wookiees. Besides,

"It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

:hi:

[Johnny__Motown]

10. Size matters not.......

[4themind]

11. Mace: The oppresion of the Clintons will NEVER return! YOU have LOST

No, NO, YOU will die! (ok so the emperor is more like liberman, but who cares, lol)

[rug]

12. “Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”

Obama supporter to Clinton supporter, Star Wars VII: The Battle for GDP.

Or maybe it was C3PO.

[peoli]

13. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

[4themind]

14. BTW anyone else see the striking resemblence between Senator Lieberman/Palpatine and Darth Sidious?

Never seen them both at the same place at any given time....

[tridim]

15. Cackle it up fuzzball. nt

[brooklynite]

17. Try not!....Do!...or Do Not!!!!!

[Texasgal]

18. Kenobi '08

Our only hope. :rofl:

[Indenturedebtor]

22. LOL

Good call :rofl:

It's like the folks who think Gore is gonna jump in any second!

Here's some more:

This one for when Obama takes the White House -

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here. " - Qui-Gon (Obama) to Shrub

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"You can't stop the change any more than you can stop the suns from setting." Anakins Mother speaks to the HRC campaign

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"I don't know you anymore. Anakin, you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow. " Padme (a former Clinton supporter) explains her decision to abandon her cadidate.

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"He said you turned to the Dark Side. That you... killed younglings. " Padme (a former Clinton supporter) examines Clintons Iraq War Vote

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"You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!" Obi-One (Obama) shocked at Clinton's republican tactics

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[aaaaaa5a]

21. Sorry, I'm a Star Wars geek!

“You’re feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side of the force!” -Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama before the Iowa caucuses. (Emperor to Luke at the end of Return of the Jedi)


“Apology accepted admiral!” –Hillary Clinton to her first campaign manger Patti Solis Doyle. (Darth Vader to an Admiral right before he kills him, The Empire Strikes Back)


“There’s something special about him!” -Voters to Barack Obama. (Qui Jon Gin to Obi Wan Kenobi, when describing young Anakin, The Phantom Menace.”)


“At last we will finally reveal ourselves to the Jedi!” -Fox News Channel and the Pittsburgh Post Gazette commenting on their sneaky, favorable coverage of Hillary Clinton (Darth Maul to the Emperor, The Phantom Menace)


“Your father ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader” -Voters to Chelsea Clinton (Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi)

[ourbluenation]

23. help me o-b-am- baracki. you're my only hope.

[kwenu]

25. Hillary: You have failed me for the last time Mark Penn!!!

[Avalux]

26. "No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need."

GOBAMA!!!! :bounce:

[DearAbby]

27. Beep beep whistle beep whistle whistle.......R2D2...n/t

[WillyT]

28. “Do Or Do Not... There Is No Try.”

:shrug:

[mckeown1128]

29. Dark times:

I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Death Diebold strikes!!!

For over a thousand generations, the Progressives were guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the Dark Times. Before the DLC. A young Democrat named Hillary Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped hunt down and destroy the progressives.