Braking News!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

Poll question: Braking News!

Obama made the mistake of saying several things recently. Judge for yourself how the CLinton camp reacted

a) God is constantly present in our lives, and this presence is a source of hope.

Clinton response: "I cannot believe that Obama is talking about presents. Only someone completely out of touch with reality would mention it so often and in such wrong ways. Doesn't he know that Christmas isn't until December? It is the elite, out of touch, communistic, wrong-headed, disproven programs that Obama is pushing that call for Christmas falling so early in the year. Presents are good, but they have their place. SHAME ON BARACK OBAMA, taking the Christ out of Christmas with his anti-religious "presents at all times" hate speech."

b) Create New Job Training Programs for Clean Technologies.

Clinton response: " I cannot believe what Obama said yesterday. He is attacking the very core of American workers. He is taking money away from mature industries, those very industries that provide most of Americans with a good job. He is SENDING YOUR JOB OVERSEAS, and by wasting money on unproven, pet projects, he is practicing the worst kind of discrimination against workers who already have jobs. This program will destroy American jobs. SHAME ON BARACK OBAMA."

c) Barack announces plan to Ensure Heating Assistance

Clinton Response: SHAME SHAME SHAME, Barack. You will only provide enough heat for those people who drink Ensure supplements. What about the millions of seniors who never touched Ensure and can't get access to it? Shame on your pandering to only those who drink Ensure!

d) Barack announces plan to Centralize Ethics and Lobbying Information for Voters

Clinton Response: Senator Obama attacked a group of loyal, patriotic Americans today, those hard-working lobbyists who get information and data to house and senate members, data that would otherwise simply not be available. Centralizing Lobbyist information? That is down right Communist! Who had the Central Party? the Commies. Whose Central Party started a Cold War against America and American values for 40 Years? The Commies. What will Centralizing Lobbyist information result in? Communism! That's right. Barack Obama is out of touch with America. He is a godless, anti-American uppity Communist.

"I haven't Approved this message." Hillary Clinton

What issue will she attack Barack Obama on next?

[Pisces]

1. Ethics - something he has that she doesn't.

[chknltl]

2. I'm in...sticking my money on 'economy'

I have a good feeling about 'economy'

[AtomicKitten]

3. Patriotism.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. damn. missed that one.

That's wright. Between his muslim-fascist-christian preacher, and Michelle's numerous hate speeches against Amurika, that IS the wright answer.

[DearAbby]

5. My Brakes are hot........stopping for this poll.......n/t

[Adelante]

6. Communism

The Clinton campaign has been seeding it for months and now the right wing is rolling. And she's already blown the kitchen sink. This will be the bathroom sink.

[MattBaggins]

7. Don't you just wish

that when she was ripping out the kitchen sink she could have looked over and seen the towel instead?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

8. And then, I can hear her campaign.

We totally DENY taking any towels.
We did not steal any towels from the Hotel Presidential Suite.
At no time was the possession of towels changed by any action we took.
Any towels found in our luggage were not put there by us.
We did not instruct Patti Doyle Soliz to ask for more towels, because the really fluffy ones had already been shipped to Arkansas
Anyway the towels were wet, used, and torn, so the Suite no longer wanted those towels.
It is the dirtiest kind of politics for Obama to steal towels from a hotel. That shows you how bad a leader he would be.

[yourguide]

9. I think she will attack him on spelling and perhaps grammar.

Me, I am really looking forward to grammar-gate.

"Braking news" should be spelled Breaking BTW.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

11. I was tempted with gnus, but that reminded me of her new best fiend,

Rupert Murdoch and Faux.

[kwassa]

10. Braking news? Drums, or rotors? complete job, or just the pads?

[Clintonista2]

12. Everyone... put your brakes on or you might hit a faschits

GOD DAMN THOSE EVIL FASCHITS! AND... GOD DAMN AMERICA!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

13. LOL! love it.