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DrFunkenstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:10 PM
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Let's Push This Into The Vernacular: Not Worth The Shrapnel In Kerry's Ass
Dick Cheney attacks Kerry? That chickenhawk isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

Karen Hughes attacks Kerry? That (ahem) lady isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

Ed Gillespie gives it a shot? That knucklehead isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

How about Mark Racicot? That dipstick isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

A drunk-driving AWOL cokehead is comparing himself to Kerry? That illiterate chimp isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

Having difficulties winning political arguments in bars with conservatives who don't respect the rules of rational debate? Just tell them that Bush isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass. Even dittoheads can understand that message. Watch them blubber...



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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:12 PM
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1. I like the way you think
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:18 PM
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2. ooh, very good
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sundancekid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:19 PM
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3. it WORKS!!!!! just used it with a colleague -- it's the ultimate "shut up"
THANKS for the inspiration
:toast:
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loyalsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:21 PM
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4. Sorry
maybe it's a girl thing and the machismo sound of it turns me off, but I think that is one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard. I wouldn't use it much. It's totally classless.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:40 PM
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6. -
it isn't worth the shrapneL in john kerry's ass.

ooh, my first time using it.
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Lefty Pragmatist Donating Member (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:56 PM
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9. OK, think of it this way...
... the people who aren't motivated by machismo or posturing are already on board. This is for the remainder.

Activist: "Adlai, every thinking person is behind you!"
Stevenson: "But I need a majority."
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:38 PM
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5. that is great and the response to JK flipflop is Bushit's Bait and Switch
eom
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:17 PM
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7. Yeah - good one
really good
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kimchi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:51 PM
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8. Well, the time for niceties is over.
I'll use it, loudly, and often; and anyone who doesn't like it is welcome to call me a lesbian feminist witch. But who cares? They aren't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:17 PM
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10. Here's a spoof ad about this exact issue
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NewYorkerfromMass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 06:54 AM
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12. It could be a real one
Edited on Wed May-26-04 06:55 AM by NewYorkerfromMass
might as well run it.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:44 PM
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11. Well done, DrFunkenstein!
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Ann Arbor Dem Donating Member (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 09:20 AM
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13. Thank you!
I'm going to use it.
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:56 AM
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14. That Is An Excellent Line, Doctor!
Simply beautiful, Sir! Congratulations! The best agit-prop yet seen on this forum....

"That crap's not worth the shrapnel in Kerry's ass!"

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"
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