Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a VP candidate that guarantees a win

[Hippo_Tron]

Although I'm a bit concerned that he might have trouble appealing to the left wing of the party.

[rooboy]

1. Won't work...

apparently the vice president has to do his own tie and shoe laces. Black shoes with velcro just won't do it for him.

[Hippo_Tron]

4. Eh well if he doesn't qualify, we'll go for the next best thing...

[coloradodem2005]

2. Are you fucking insane?!?!?!?!?!?

I would shoot myself in the head before voting for him. Fuck that shit.

[HFishbine]

13. But, but, but

It would destroy the republican party. He would appeal to republicans. He would be part of a new unity. Blah, blah, blah. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

[Sandpiper]

3. Hey, why not?

If it's ok to have a Repuke on the Dem ticket, why not Bush?

If we can't get Bush, I think we should try for Trent Lott or Tom Delay.

[still_one]

5. not only left, right and center also

[sofa king]

6. Ladies and Gentlemen, I need a little bit more vacation time.

It's been a rough couple, a' years, what with not being able to fish out of season and fly solo--with an instructor, as I always did--in the defense of America's skies. Except on that one day when I misunderestimated how pissed off the Middle East was and decided to take them all on at once. And NATO? Fuck em', the sacks of shit. They ain't got nothing on me and my F-102 trainer.

What I really need to do is go into semi-retirement and contemplate the actions of my Presidency. It might have been criminal--hell, I wouldn't have been in the White House if I weren't a criminal, ha, ha--but you'll never know, and that's what's most importunate. Able. Misumportunateable--hey, look at that one, Karl! That's three syllables if you threw a monkey wrench at it and severed it's jugular... when it closed in that moment of inertia... oh, hell, Ari! Wait, Scott! Clean that one up for me. Monkeys should only die if they have AIDS.

But I'm not just talking about black people. I'm talking about all white people. As Vice President, I'll be able to make all of the decisions, protect my personal assets, and control the flow of information to the President in such a way that things become more clear, rather than more complex and requiring of contemplation. I'll still be in control. I'll just be more aware of my place, and thust more paranoid.

A vote for George Bush is a vote for the impoverishment of America, and the enrichment of the poor; lying whenever necessary to complete theoretical--and theological--and theocratical--and theomechanoantienviropetrochemical--objectives this country needs to serve the real patriots who stand shoulder to shoulder at least twenty in length, arms at the ready, or at their sides in businesss suits as may be necessary to win this war upon Sodom bin Laden and his terrorist cohorts of the Religion of Peace.

Vote for my successor, and I'll send you a tarpon fly, with a red white and blue emblazoned #43 on it! Not to be confused with Richard Petty, who was the true great #43.

[JI7]

7. EWWWWWWWWWWWW

this post should be banned. ewwwww

[spooky3]

9. I thought it was funny. Nice commentary on the "McCain for VP" folks.

[JI7]

11. yes it was, i was joking when i said it should be banned

agree, it was funny in response to all those mccain and other republicans for vp posts.

[Sandpiper]

8. No, here's the guy that will win it for us

He's a slam dunk for the white, southern, evangelical vote

[newyawker99]

10. Blech!

:puke:

[Tinoire]

12. Great idea! That would guarantee a landslide win! Swing voters

would crawl over glass to vote for that ticket!

:thumbsup:

Bush for VP! When you care enough to get the very best!

[robbedvoter]

14. yeay! The unifier! Great! That'll show'm!

Ya think the MCain gang will get it?

[mr715]

15. Hey!

I have a different opinion. Belittle me all why dontcha!

[democratreformed]

16. That would be hilarious

if looking at him did not make me sick....

[Hippo_Tron]

17. Kick for those who think Republicans on the ticket is a bad idea