Newsmax (and Friends) : Are you sure about that five minutes?

[alcibiades_mystery]

"A few minutes ago, Kessler told us by telephone that 'the NewsMax editors have talked with Jim Davis' and 'he might have been wrong about the date.'"

http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2008/03/newsmaxs-k...



"Er, I may have been mistaken..."


"I got no more use for this witness."

[dchill]

1. Oops!

"NewsMax"

[DarienComp]

2. I dunno... I'm a fast cook, I guess.

[alcibiades_mystery]

3. ROFL

Cooking stories, that is.

[DarienComp]

4. Are we to believe that the laws of journalism cease to exist at newsmax?

well... actually, yes.

[alcibiades_mystery]

5. Are we to believe that Barack Obama can be both in Miami and Chicago

at the same time?

Uh, I dunno...he's a fast flyer, I guess....

(Some Hillary Fan chided people doubting this story by invoking Obama's "private jets," which amounts to about the same argument...)

[DarienComp]

7. On Ronald Kessler: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit...

...Thank you."

[PVnRT]

6. I have magic grits

Damn, that is a fine movie.

[DearAbby]

8. How long does it take to cook a grit?........n/t

[DarienComp]

9. it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes.

[DearAbby]

11. Are you Sure?

Is that dead on balls accurate?

[alcibiades_mystery]

12. I'm positive...

[DearAbby]

13. Well okay then

[DarienComp]

14. You've been a lovely, lovely witness.

[DearAbby]

15. ::blushes::: why, thank you

[Scurrilous]

10. LOL

[DarienComp]

16. Somebody call Jerry Gallo!

He can clear this up.

[alcibiades_mystery]

18. Did you say Callo?

Jerry Callo's dead.

[DarienComp]

19. Damn it...

He was in the papers all least week... I didn't read the articles though. Too bad.

[DerekJ]

17. K & R

[alcibiades_mystery]

20. Kizzick

[Cha]

21. Niii-cce quote..

"Politics is the art of preventing the senses from getting involved in that which concerns them"-Paul Valery

[Scurrilous]

22. Kick