Breaking News: Hillary campaign announces new motto

[IrishBloodEngHeart]

After much delibaration, the Hillary Clinton campaign has come up with its new motto for the remainder of the election.

" Down with Hope, Up with Mope!"


A Clinton campaign spokesman has quoted as saying" We were looking for a slogan that would encapsalate both our plan to discourage hope and optimism, and our desire to encourage people to believe that real change isn't possible. We feel we have accomplished this"

A group of senior citizens, Clinton's key demographic of support, were heard saying "We like to mope around, and we certainly don't like all this talk of change and things being different, so we feel this motto really does encourage us to stay behind Hillary."

The Obama campaign was not available for comment

[TwilightGardener]

1. In all seriousness, my favorite of hers was "Get Real"--ugh. That was fleeting, anyway.

[Drachasor]

2. I preferred "No, we can't!"

[dchill]

3. How about "Change You Shouldn't Believe In" ?

:shrug:

[justinsb]

4. Not as good as "Abandon All Hope" n/t

[Recursion]

5. I liked Jon Stewart's take:

Hillary '08: Because a Deaf God Ignores Our Pleas

[Hawkeye-X]

6. How did *THAT* get past her focus group?

:shrug:

[jillan]

7. You seem to forget that Hillary's base also includes blue collar workers.

It's not just seniors that are voting for her, but people that work hard and don't feel like they are being treated fairly by the system.

[stillcool]

8. "Dope" would work a lot better...

in so many ways..

[durrrty libby]

9. I like Obama's "I Hope I can Bamboozle Y'all"

[emilyg]

13. My favorite.

[Diane R]

10. How about, "Ready on day one...or, whenever I can get it together!"?

[IDemo]

11. "Math, shmath"

[C_U_L8R]

12. "We're Number Two!"

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