Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Since Jesus hung around prostitutes and lepers

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
drexel dave Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:07 AM
Original message
Since Jesus hung around prostitutes and lepers
and since our MSM seems obsessed with trying to smear Obabma with some sort of guilt by association with an inner-city minister, isn't it therefore fair to say that Obama keeps even better company than Jesus?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:12 AM
Response to Original message
1. Jesus was also a homeless man. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:13 AM
Response to Original message
2. Yeah, but Jesus would lose 49 states.
I'll give JC Vermont and DC.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:19 AM
Response to Reply #2
12. What, not NY and FL? nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:14 AM
Response to Original message
3. Yeah, millions of dollars generated for the presidency says crucifixtion to me.
Edited on Sat Mar-15-08 12:14 AM by MichiganVote
Same with Clinton...God I'm all choked up..sniff
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
milkyway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:18 AM
Response to Original message
4. Hillary would say Jesus hasn't even been vetted yet.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:03 AM
Response to Reply #4
9. shit, that's funny.lol. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mac2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:18 AM
Response to Original message
5. That's what Bush thinks our Congress and the people are...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:21 AM
Response to Original message
6. He also hung around tax collectors, so the Republicans would eat his lunch.
Well, unless it was loaves and fishes. Or wine.

Imagine if Jesus could turn whines to water. The Republican Party would drown!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
theboss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:23 AM
Response to Original message
7. Jesus was not prepared for a 3AM phone call
A phone would scare him probably.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:00 AM
Response to Original message
8. I know Jesus. And Obama ain't no Jesus.
:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
moxie_1 Donating Member (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:05 AM
Response to Original message
10. Jesus was pickier about what went on in church, though
Remember his running the money changers out of his father's house?

Somehow I think he'd have a problem with someone fomenting bigotry and hate and using the lord's name in vain and doing the pelvic thrust while talking about Clinton screwing Monica... etc...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:05 AM
Response to Original message
11. hillary is trying for that sermon on the mounted
(I think that was Bill, or was he the mountee?)

the forever flowing fishes and loaves thingie. but she is feeding us bullcrap in the same vein.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Aug 29th 2014, 07:53 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC