Maureen Dowd Has Issues

[VolcanoJen]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/09/opinion/09dowd.html?h...

"I was covered..." "I was splattered..." "I felt guilty..." "'It's on my ear,' he complained"... "Mockingly, plucking on his shirt..." "Not only on my face and hands, but all over the candidate's picture"

All in the first few paragraphs, and she's writing about barbecue sauce.

It's hornier than "The American President" or "West Wing" fan fiction could ever have imagined.

Sure, MoDo is an easy target, but she's everybody's favorite "Let's Play ArmChair Analyst" columnist in mainstream media, isn't she?

[Muttocracy]

1. huh, I read it and just pictured barbecue sauce. nt

[closeupready]

2. She's gotta be doing this on purpose.

Every single sentence of the first part of this begins with a sexually charged Freudian phrase. Issues indeed.

[woolldog]

3. So you're saying

she has the hots for Barack?

[closeupready]

5. Oh! That must be it.

Nice going, putting that together. I wasn't getting that, but I see now.

[Ken Burch]

7. How d'ya get invited to barbecue night at MoDo's

Sounds hot, juicy, n' smoky.

[VolcanoJen]

8. I'm picturing an upcoming SNL Maureen Dowd Skit

[redstate_democrat]

4. hmmm

very erotic

[K Gardner]

6. "She's trying to give me hair on my chest.." arrgghhh... dontthinkaboutit