I'm voting for HILLARY! YES I AM! HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY!

[theHandpuppet]

The screams of "DARKSIDED!" may now commence.



P.S. Did I tell you I'm voting for Hillary?

[dchill]

1. Go right ahead!

Somebody has to!

[theHandpuppet]

7. Thanks! Just me and millions of people across the land...

... VOTIN' for HILLARY!

[Milo_Bloom]

100. As long as you vote for Obama in the general... its all good.

[theHandpuppet]

105. I don't think that will be necessary

But thanks for thinking of me!



GOOOOOOO HILLARY!

[Milo_Bloom]

107. Is she running as an independent now?

[theHandpuppet]

112. Let freedom ring!

Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing
Let the whole world know that today
is a day of reckoning
Let the weak be strong
Let the right be wrong
Roll the stone away
Let the guilty pay
It's Independence Day!

Just a little something from Martina McBride

Cheers!

[liberalpress]

129. Of what relevance is a song about spousal abuse?

[FrenchieCat]

2. You might want to edit your post to read......may now commence...

instead of my now commence.

Considering how few words you used, it may be important that you get each one right.

I'm not sure about this "DARKSIDED" or what that may even mean?

[boppers]

35. RE: Darksided

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spo...

Let me know if it reminds you of any religious whackos we currently have as candidates. Here's a cute article about our very own "God Warrior". http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2007/09/hillary...

[Manifestor_of_Light]

103. Oh yeah, the batshit crazy "gargyle" lady.

Ewwwwwww......

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. That's nice. At least you won't have to wait in line.

[dchill]

10. LOL!

Good one.

[theHandpuppet]

21. All the better!

I hate waiting in line.

But I'll LOVE VOTING FOR HILLARY!

[yewberry]

4. Okay. Your call.

Should I alert the media or something?

[Bicoastal]

5. "It's the Wasted Post show! With special Guest Host theHandpuppet!"

[shenmue]

9. Yeah, because everybody knows you're not allowed to dissent from the DU Worship Society.

When did this become the Politburo?

[dchill]

13. DU Worship Society.

That's right - because we're a CULT! Bow the freak down! It's the Hillarhoids that are a cult, though. Never mind.

[cbayer]

27. Hillarhoids? Now that's a new one.

Did you think that up all by yourself?

[dchill]

53. Yep - all by myself...

It is because they are like the things that cause pain in the same area. Sorry if it offends. Not.

[cbayer]

56. It's offensive, but it doesn't offend me personally

Because I am not one of the people you are slinging it at.

Whatever floats your boat.

[Hutzpa]

101. Some folks just can't hide their sensitivity,

like the way you spun that there.

[rodeodance]

60. ~~YES SHE WILL~YES WE WILL~~

[theHandpuppet]

12. Damn right, pardner!

About 80% of what's posted on this forum now consists of Hillary-hating tirades, so I figure I'm entitled to indulge in one celebratory Hillary post.

By the way, DID I TELL YOU I'M VOTING FOR HILLARY???

[k8conant]

18. Is Hillary celebrating her LOSS in Wyoming?

Is that the reason for your CELEBRATORY Hillary post?

[theHandpuppet]

19. Ooooooh, you want me to feel bad?

Should I feel depressed, angry, pithy, petulant, glum, gloomy, morose, moribund or DARKSIDED???

Not me. I feel pretty and witty and gay!

After all, I'm voting for HILLARY!

[shenmue]

6. Thank you.

Get ready to be called a Communist, a baby-eater, a devil f*cker, and anything else they can come up with.

You thought this was the United States. It's a kindergarten.

[theHandpuppet]

15. I'M DARKSIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just another DARKSIDED Dem voting for Hillary!!

Oh, and for any other DARKSIDED Hillary voters out there...

[Jamastiene]

40. You forgot kitten killer.

[MannyGoldstein]

8. You've Earned Your Handle

What can I say?

[FrenchieCat]

14. !

[theHandpuppet]

16. Do you like Shari Lewis, too?

Lambchop and Hushpuppy, charter members of SOCKPUPPETS FOR HILLARY!!!

[kwenu]

11. That's fine. But don't make that mistake in the general election because she won't be on the ballot!

[theHandpuppet]

17. She will be if I have a pencil

GOOOOOOO HILLARY!

[kwenu]

28. Actually, that will be okay too!!!!!!!!!

Post here after you do it. We'll get a great laugh!!!!!

[damonm]

29. So you will give half a vote to McCain...

If Hillary is the nominee...

Hope you enjoy the 100 years of war, overturn of Roe V. Wade, and lack of health care for which you'll be partially responsible.

[theHandpuppet]

39. I wish you a happy day!

Because I just feel so good celebrating!!

YEAH HILLARY!!!!!!

[AZBlue]

96. The GOP thanks you for your support.

[theHandpuppet]

106. Thanks for coming to the party!

Here, have a cold one on the house...

[featherman]

20. LOL...needed to get that out of your system?

[theHandpuppet]

23. Yep... too much anger around here

Time for my feel good post!!!

[seabeyond]

22. unless your state hasnt had primary yet.... no i dont think you will be. wink

hooray for your loyalty though

[theHandpuppet]

33. It hasn't... but I'm bristling with anticipation!!

Can't wait to vote for HILLARY!

And now for an old Mother Jones song...

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes)
She'll be coming 'round the mountain, she'll be coming 'round the mountain,
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes. (when she comes)

She'll be drivin' six white horses when she comes, (when she comes)
She'll be drivin' six white horses when she comes, (when she comes)
She'll be drivin' six white horses, she'll be drivin' six white horses
She'll be drivin' six white horses when she comes. (when she comes)

Oh we'll all come out to meet her when she comes, (when she comes)
Oh we'll all come out to meet her when she comes, (when she comes)
Oh we'll all come out to meet her, oh we'll all come out to meet her
Oh we'll all come out to meet her when she comes. (when she comes)

We'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja!" when she comes, (when she comes)
We'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja!" when she comes, (when she comes)
We'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja!", we'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja!"
We'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja!" when she comes. (when she comes)

She'll be loaded with bright angels When she comes . . . .
She'll be loaded with bright angels When she comes
She'll be loaded with bright angels, She'll be loaded with bright Angels
She'll be loaded with bright angels when she comes. (when she comes)

She will neither rock nor totter, when she comes, (when she comes)
She will neither rock nor totter, when she comes, (when she comes)
She will neither rock nor totter, she will neither rock nor totter,
She will neither rock nor totter, when she comes. (when she comes)

She will run so level and steady, when she comes, (when she comes)
She will run so level and steady, when she comes, (when she comes)
She will run so level and steady, she will run so level and steady,
She will run so level and steady, when she comes (when she comes)

She will take us to the portals, when she comes, (when she comes)
She will take us to the portals, when she comes, (when she comes)
She will take us to the portals, She will take us to the portals,
She will take us to the portals, when she comes! (when she comes!)

My, doesn't everyone feel better now? I know I do! 'Cause I'M VOTING FOR HILLARY!!

[seabeyond]

51. ya.... well yea, you will get to vote for hillary. the enthusiasm, yum. n/t

[VolcanoJen]

24. Great news!

The best thing about this campaign is that the small states count, and we're gonna plow through 50 of them.

[desi]

25. K&R

for the "DARKSIDED!"

P.S. Did I tell you I'm voting I've already voted for Hillary?

[zabet]

26. w00t!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

30. I really like your DU name

its cool. otherwise I have no comment.

Peace to you.

[theHandpuppet]

37. Now don't be a poophead, silly

I'm a Shari Lewis fan.

And I'm voting for Hillary!!!

[LulaMay]

31. Somehow, I don't think you're going to be alone...by a LONGSHOT. PA, here we come.

[shaniqua6392]

32. You join millions of Democrats who have voted for her too.

Congratulations! Voting is awesome.

[theHandpuppet]

50. Haven't had my turn yet...

... but I can't wait!

Let's toast all those folks out there who have VOTED FOR HILLARY!

[annie1]

74. I'm glad you will get your chance! What a great thing it is that so many have a chance...

to choose their nominee! HIL '08!

[babsbunny]

34. This is so refreshing!

I voted for her too!

[theHandpuppet]

42. I'll celebrate with you!!

[Submariner]

36. Go ahead and vote Republican-lite, nobody is stopping you

BTW, you'll find more of your ilk at Freeperland and on Rush Dumbaugh's homepage.

[theHandpuppet]

48. You're invited to the party too, as long as you smile

Here, have a donut and a hug.



Have another hug 'cause I feel great!

[rodeodance]

59. ITS THE obamafolk who bring rush and FR thash here to gd-p as thier 'eviedense" shame on you!

[kikiek]

71. You've been hanging out on the playground again. Your taunts are very childlike.

[youknowmenotdlc]

38. Hey it's cool, you should vote how you like

If you can overlook her IWR vote, her cluster bomb vote, her saying that Mcain is more qualified than Barack to be President comment and her use of the fear card reminiscent of a repuke campaign gameplan circa 2004 then go for it.

It's after all a free country my fellow democrat.

[theHandpuppet]

44. Sorry, but all this negativity has just made me want to...

Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music!

[LulaMay]

41. ABC & NBC: Hillary Now Leads Obama in Popular Vote, and Dem Vote.

New Network Estimates: Hillary Now Leads Sen. Obama in Popular Vote

ABC & NBC reporting that Hillary’s received thousands more votes than Sen. Obama in this year’s contests

Hillary Clinton has received more votes than anyone else running for President this year, Democrat or Republican, according to new estimates from ABC and NBC News. The new numbers -- bolstered by decisive wins in Ohio, Texas, and Rhode Island. Following are the latest estimates from the networks:

ABC: Hillary Clinton has received 13,568,891 votes so far in primaries and caucuses while Sen. Obama has received 13,565,339.

NBC/MSNBC: Hillary Clinton has received 13,521,832 votes so far in primaries and caucuses while Sen. Obama has received 13,497,175.

In addition to the overall lead in votes, Hillary holds a significant lead in votes among Democrats. Hillary has received nearly 10.3 million votes among Democrats so far while Sen. Obama has received 9.2 million.

[IsItJustMe]

43. I don't trust your numbers. Do you have a link? Are they including MI and FLA?

[theHandpuppet]

46. This thread is not for arguments

It's for singing and dancing and celebrating!!!!!!

I'm voting for Hillary and IT FEELS GREAT!

[IsItJustMe]

47. In case any of you are interested in reality regarding HRC having the popular vote, try reading:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/president/...

[theHandpuppet]

49. Put on your party hat and come on in!

This is a party and you're invited!



Here, have a beer on me...

[IsItJustMe]

58. LOL Cheers!!!

[theHandpuppet]

61. Cheers to you, too!

We're all Dems here and it's a Saturday night -- let's have a party!

[JoFerret]

87. Thanks matey

Cheers! Here's to celebrating our fabulous democrat candidates and to victory in November. Either of them can win in a landslide.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

45. Me, too.

[theHandpuppet]

55. Let's celebrate together!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

I am really in the mood for celebrating!

edit, too many m's.

[BlueJac]

52. Oh really were is that hand of yours.......

You are so funny. Did I mention I voted for Obama in Washington State, a landslide win for Obama, the next president!


Real

[theHandpuppet]

54. Don't be nasty... here, have a party hat!

I feel great! Have a beer on me.



Careful now -- that's a mug of "Old Darksided!"

GOOOOOOOO Hillary!

[rodeodance]

57. ~ALL FIRED UP FOR THE LADY~~YES SHE WILL~YES WE WILL~~

[Straight Shooter]

62. Yours is the first post on DU today that actually made me smile.

[theHandpuppet]

66. A smile and a hug back at you!

Where's that party platter emoticon???

[libbygurl]

63. Woo-hoo! I'm joining in!

Yessir, yes ma'am! Go, Hillary, Go!

[theHandpuppet]

68. Have a mug of "Old Darksided" on me!

[libbygurl]

86. Mmm...that hits the spot! Thanks, Handpuppet!

Go, Hillary, Go! With you all the way!

This is a really fun celebration, thank you!

[JohnnyLib2]

64. Good one!

Both the post and the candidate......

[theHandpuppet]

65. Let's put on some music!

'Cause I'm voting for Hillary and..

That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh...

I need some dancing emoticons... oh well, this will do!

[BlackVelvet04]

108. here ya go.....

(oops, sorry, wrong party)

[nonconformist]

67. You... you.... HEATHEN!

But I guess I'm one too, because my primary is May 20th and I will be voting for Hillary Rodham Clinton as our first ever female President of the United States!

[theHandpuppet]

69. Pray for me, sister! But in the meanwhile..

...take a walk on the DARKSIDE with me!

'Cause that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.



I'm votin' for Hillary and the devil made me do it... because I'm DARKSIDED!!!

[xmas74]

70. I did in February

and I allowed my daughter to watch!

I wanted her to be part of the history.

[theHandpuppet]

80. Coolness! Did you bring any snacks?

Now if Hillary was a cake would she be an angel food cake or a devil's food cake? Do you think we should take a poll?

I'm thinking it would have to be a devil's food cake because that's what all us DARKSIDED voters love to snack on. That and kittens.



Tell your daughter I said HI!

[xmas74]

81. I just showed her the thread.

Oh, and she says she hates angel food cake-she doesn't like the sponginess of it. IHO, we should have devil's food cake, since that's what Hostess Cupcakes are made of.

[theHandpuppet]

84. Devil's food cake it is!

Tell her I'll get right on it. Hillary cupcakes from THE DARKSIDE BAKERY, where everything's delicious and just full of surprises!

[xmas74]

85. As is this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCh2FXzD6R4

We need more darksided things in our world, if only to make us smile.

[theHandpuppet]

92. Ouch! That's still scary to watch

But I'll have a mug of "Old Darksided" and offer a toast to the original Darksided lady--

Here's to you, as good as you are,
And here's to me, as bad as I am;
But as good as you are, and as bad as I am,
I am as good as your are, as bad as I am.



Now who brought the Tarot cards?

[xmas74]

109. That would be me.

I'm one of those "bad girls".

I just did a one card reading for you. It's the Ace of Pentacles and here's what it means:

"The Ace of pentacles indicates great wealth and happiness. The happiness may be the result of the receipt of something long desired. The wealth, however, need not have a monetary value. Some of the greatest gifts of life can not be bought. Everything in your life you were once immersed in that was important (be it in your love life or finances) has either been cut off, cut back or completely severed and you want it to spring back or be replaced by something else. It may take time, but what was cut back or pruned WILL spring back.

The Ace of Pentacles, like the Aces of the other suits, is representative of new beginnings, fresh energy, and inspiration. In this case, the pentacles are analogous to the alchemical element of earth, and therefore symbolise the material world and things associated with matter and the body. Pentacles also represent money and the financial concerns which we may have at the time of our reading. "

More here:
http://www.biddytarot.com/pentacles/acepentacles.html

[theHandpuppet]

110. Thanks! Your reading perfectly fits my mood

I just have the sense that some might good things are just around the corner.

[xmas74]

111. Maybe I need to do my own reading now!

One card drawn: Ace of Cups.

"Bliss, open yourself to supreme happiness. Emotional upsurge, power of imagination, budding sexuality, engaging another, spiritual love or psychic ability, art, first love, closeness, lover, friendship, renewal, water of life, relationship, inspiration, awakening, nurture, abundance, happiness, peace, nourishment, protection, vulnerability, tenderness, fulfilling, good will, fertility, sensitivity, production, higher call. Compassion, receptivity, devotion, romance, marriage, loving union, reaping the fruits of what you have sown, openness, spiritual vision, the Grail, redemption, regeneration, satisfaction, female principle, imagination, close attachment, intimacy, rebirth, recycle, regrowth, changing, open channel, sentiment, sympathy, empathy, anticipation, longing, being filled, depths, offering, hope, recreation, chalice as womb of life, pleasure, beauty, sensuality, promise. Intuition, purity, calm, unconditional love, primordial, productiveness, excitement, premonition, emotional release, love at first sight, happy home, goodness overflowing, light in the dark, contentment.

The Ace of Cups represents the home and general environment. There will be joy in your life with the fulfillment of all your ambitions and desires. Much happiness will be found in your contentment. You are searching for clarity, or for the truth in a situation where your heart says one thing and your intellect another, and/or hope an idea will become a reality. Your ideas will meet with success. "

Odd that I picked Aces both times, isn't it?

http://www.biddytarot.com/cups/acecups.html

[theHandpuppet]

113. Surround yourself with the people who can lift you up!!

Don't let others bring you down. YOU'RE in control, you're the driver behind the wheel. You have the map in your own heart and head.

May your journey be full of joy!

[xmas74]

114. It sounds like we both

have some good times ahead of us!


What a great time to be a Hillary supporter!

[kikiek]

72. Well you convinced me. I'm voting for Hillary too.

[theHandpuppet]

76. Let's have a toast!

And a good old Scottish toast at that!

Here's to them that like us -
Them that think us swell -
And here's tae them that hate us -
Let's pray for them as well!




TO HILLARY!

[kikiek]

79. I lift my glass to HILLARY! and YOU!

[Name removed]

73. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[kikiek]

78. You sound jealous.

[Maribelle]

75. Sorry, I didn't hear you. Who did you say you were voting for?

[theHandpuppet]

77. You mean HILLARY?? Or HILLARY?? Or HILLARY!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, you mean HILLARY! Thanks for reminding me!

[theHandpuppet]

82. More music, maestro!

Raise your glasses and sing along...

HILLARY'S SONG

's wonderful, 's marvelous
You should vote for me!
's awful nice, 's paradise,
's what I love to see.

You've made my life so delicious,
A woman can't help but be ambitious!
Oh 's wonderful, 's marvelous,
That you should vote for me!

My dears, it's four leaved clover time,
From now on my staff's working overtime, ooh baby
's wonderful, 's marvelous
That you should vote for me

You've made my life's work so essential ,
You can't blame me for feeling Presidential!
And I guess so it's wonderful, and it's marvelous,
That you should vote for, that you should vote for
That you should vote for me!!!!!!


GOOOOO HILLARY!

[kikiek]

83. I love that it is great

[theHandpuppet]

89. I feel like singing! Care to join me?

The primary's young, our goal is clear
And if you want to go caucus, dear
It's delightful, it's delicious, we're for Hillary!

I understand the reason why
You're a democrat and so am I
It's delightful, it's delicious, we're for Hillary!

[kikiek]

118. Well I'm singing it this morning.

Damn I missed that last night.

[Boomer]

88. I'm not quite sure I heard you....

I don't usually get all sentimental, but your enthusiasm is rubbing off on me.

[NMMNG]

90. .....

DARKSIDED!1!1

[theHandpuppet]

91. Well if anyone can recognize DARKSIDED...

... it should be a Slayer!



Here, have a slice of devil's food cake and a mug of "Old Darksided" on me.

Do I have to go to my room now or will I be going straight to hell?

Love ya, BTFS!

[JVS]

93. We already knew that.

[LadyVT]

94. Oooh a PARTY!!! I brought something...

Here you go! and you... and you... (passing a golden tray full of freshly dipped Godiva-chocolate strawberries)

and don't forget to have some of this champagne (~pop~!) for International Women's Day today!

Hill-a-ry! Hill-a-ry! Hill-a-ry! (cheering maniacally)

[theHandpuppet]

102. Yummy! Thank you so much for the bubbly!

Delicious!



I'm feeling pretty bubbly myself!

[HooptieWagon]

95. i can't help but notice your vote fits your name...

[LadyVT]

97. Oh, goodness, have a glass of champagne!

[theHandpuppet]

98. Yes, even children are invited to this party

But thanks for asking! Come on in!

[Hutzpa]

99. Who the 'FUCK' would recommend this is beyond me n/t

[theHandpuppet]

104. Smile!

Here, have a glass on me.



Hope you're enjoying the party. Champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries for all.

[LostinVA]

120. And whipped cream for the strawberries!

[LadyVT]

115. Oh, my! Someone needs a glass of champagne!

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor!

[istopforcookies]

116. Wheee!

Have some s'mores, and chocolate dipped strawberries. Ymm.

Go Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton Go!

[theHandpuppet]

117. That's the spirit!

Ain't nobody gonna stop this train to Pennsylvania Avenue!

All aboard!

[LostinVA]

119. GODLESS WARRIOR!!!

[theHandpuppet]

124. Sentenced to the fiery pit of hell and eternal torment!!

Um... but can I have some biscuits & gravy before heading off to Hades? All this celebrating has made me hungry!

[LostinVA]

125. Yummy -- I love biscuits and gravy

I love a huge plateful before a hard day's work of blocking Hope and Change and Unty... and stuff.

[theHandpuppet]

126. Darn it! Where's that biscuit & gravy emoticon?

Got to serve some up for those folks just rousing from last night's HRCelebration!

[Perry Logan]

121. It really does take courage to declare for Hillary around here, doesn't it? This speaks volumes...

...for the nastiness of the opposition to her, which has been noted by many:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[intaglio]

122. How... surprising... it... has ... shocked... me

will you still vote for Hillarey if she is McCain's VP?

[theHandpuppet]

123. So silly so early in the morning!

Here, have a donut and coffee on the house!

[rodeodance]

127. Good morning theHandpuppet--you are in grand company:-)

[BootinUp]

128. You're unabashed enthusiam is very nice to see. I hope

she does well in your state in the upcoming primary.

[theHandpuppet]

131. We're up against Obama's war chest from the mining industry....

But yeah, I think she'll do well! Very well! In fact, I think she'll WIN and WIN BIG!



VOTIN' FOR HILLARY!

[IowaGirl]

130. Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, a woman who speaks for me. I want...

her health care plan (the same plan as Congress), I want her foreign policy, her plans to improve education, her grace under fire, her courage to fight back against almost insurmountable odds and, most of all, her compassion to lead from a woman's perspective.

[theHandpuppet]

132. Huzzah Hip Hooray!!!

Howdy, IowaGirl. Here, have a cup of morning Joe and a donut. No beer or champagne before noon but the party continues!.

[SIMPLYB1980]

133. Can't wait for NC primary Hillary has my vote!

[JeffR]

134. Why, you darned... VOTER!!!

Shame on you for voting for who you want to!

[KoKo]

135. You gotta watch this "OBAMA...OBAMA...OBAMA" video, then...so I believe you...link!

http://current.com/items/88854218_the_democratic_messia...