I drive a Volvo, not a Prius. I like Cappucino (double, skim), not lattes. I like topsiders, not

[Sulawesi]

birkenstocks.

Will you Obamatons tell me, can I still join the cult?

[BeatleBoot]

1. I drive a Chevy, I drink Maxwell House. And I don't know what birkenstock means

And I don't want any part of the cult.

[lligrd]

15. LOL As A Cultist, I Still Found That Funny! nt

[Labors of Hercules]

31. You drink Maxwell house?

I drink black Colombian coffee. I drive a Mazda 3 and I wear crocs or rockports.

[BeatleBoot]

39. Good to the last drop.

Baby!!!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. blue oyster, perhaps?

I still don't know, or care, what the eff is a birkenstien. and I drink tea. and vodka. although in differing quantities.

however, if you wish to join a team that does not kick below the belt, lie, cheat, steal, dissemble, and spin like a top, I suggest you avoid Camp Hill.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

3. Of course.

The only prerequisite is willingness to sacrifice an occasional goat for The Great Obama.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. goat?

The memo, I swear, said gloat.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

9. Actually it's Croat.

Hard to get those slippery Eastern European suckers to stand still for it, though!

[shenmue]

5. I have a beat-up Pontiac and I really like soda.

Oh yeah, I only wear big sneakers, 'cause they're warm.



I'm beginning to think Obama supporters don't want anybody on their little planet.

[tularetom]

6. I drive a pickup, I like thick black coffee, and I wear cowboy boots

most of the time.

I wanna be in the cult too.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I drive a 12-year-old Saturn, drink black coffee, and wear nondescript loafers.

I don't care for cults but I do prefer candidates who don't claim the opposing party's candidate is better than a rival candidate in the same party.

[cali]

8. You know where all this started, right?

With Howard Dean and the add that called Vermonters volvo driving birkenstock wearing etc hippie liberals. They should have come to the Kingdom where people drive rusted out trucks and beat up Suburus, there isn't a latte in sight, and birkenstocks aren't much good in 4 ft of snow. Give me my Sorels any old day.

[Rosemary2205]

10. i drive an OLD ford held together by rust and duct tape and drink iced tea

I'm not a "real" Obamaton though I DID stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

[Exilednight]

11. I make less than 50K a year, drive a chevy Tracker (four cylinder with excellent milage), don't.....

drink coffee, I'm a white male Gen-Xer with a niece/goddaughter from Haiti who has a sister from China who I spend several hours a week at my house, and I support Obama.

Let's face it, as much as they want us too, none of us fit in a perfect mole.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

12. I drive an Oldsmobile, and very much prefer a cold glass of milk to a latte

I have successfully infiltrated the Obama cult and plan to convert them all to wearing tennis shoes.

[mod mom]

13. I have to admit I drive a Prius (I care about the earth & hate oil profiteering), drink lattes

(need the calcium) and welcome all those wish to join us-but I have to take issue with the spin of "Obamatons". The folks I meet are free thinkers who are willing to research deeply who will be the best candidate of real change.

[tabasco]

14. I drive an Echo, not a Prius. I like the coffee from the dollar store with a little cocoa powder.

and I wear Everest hiking boots when I don't wear my Chippewas.

Welcome to the cult!

[Sulawesi]

16. Some of you people don't sound like Obamatons to me!

I mean, if you drive a pick up, you must be a crossover voter, but then what if you drive a crossover.

I am really confused, can someone please label me? I need to be stereotyped.

[tpsbmam]

18. Sorry to tell you....

you drive a Volvo and drink cappucino.....you're a member of the cult -- the in denial section is over there ----------->. The topsiders & Volvo also qualify you for the RNC cult, but don't go over there -- I've heard people disappear and their brains are sucked out of their heads. Scary place.

[tpsbmam]

17. Over 50, Honda Accord, never had a latte in my life and...

don't know how a latte is made or why people give a shit, coffee with cream, live in the South, middle class, female, highly educated, admit I like Birkenstocks....

and I've never joined a cult in my life but I will vote for Obama.

[Uben]

19. I drive a hard bargain and drink way too much

Can I play?

[SKKY]

20. Here, drink this first!

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Me: Camry/Subway, Mochas, Crocs/Flip-flops

And I'm over 30. And not rich.

[Debi]

28. Baby - You're rich with personality!

[bicentennial_baby]

35. I love Prince!!!

[TheDonkey]

22. I vote Obama. I do not even know what birkenstocks are.

[tpsbmam]

26. Don't try 'em

My foot doc sold me on them and I can't go back! Now THAT'S a cult -- the unbelievably comfortable shoes cult!

[Connie_Corleone]

23. I drive a 10 year old Toyota Corolla. I don't drink coffee at all.

I never even heard of birkenstocks until a few years ago. And I make under $50,000.

Am I supposed to support Hillary? Never!

[Debi]

24. Are you from Vermont?

http://www.youtube.com/v/K4-vEwD_7Hk

[Sulawesi]

29. Awesome video! I like Sushi too...

...from Virginia though...

[Debi]

30. Next thing you'll tell me that you read the NYT and love Hollywood

[Sulawesi]

43. um, not hollywood but...

[TexasLady]

25. no. Im very sorry.

the code is strict. rulebreakers will not be tolerated.

[LaurenG]

27. I drive a 20 year old Corolla or sometimes our "new car" a 98 Camry

I wear clarks (mules) if they're on sale, I drink most any coffee as long as it's caffeinated; in a regular mug, with powdered creamer.

I support Senator Obama.

You can vote for him too.

[Mother Of Four]

32. LOL!!!!

I *just* changed my sig line today to something about that.

We drive a Town and Country (read: Minivan), I drink flavored black coffee with just a little sweet in it, I wear slip on deck shoes and actually had to GOOGLE Birkenstocks. (I'm so fashionably UNconscious I had no idea what they were)


(cue cheezy music here)

Of course there ARE times when I'm a total noodlehead and absolutely can not stand to be without my 20oz Quad Shot Pina Colada (mixed not premeasured) Breve with whipped cream on top and cocoa sprinkles!

[JustinL]

33. I drive a Toyota, drink Mountain Dew, and wear sneakers

I never drink coffee, prefer beer to wine, and didn't even know that Birkenstocks were footwear until just now.

[Deja Q]

34. Well, I received this flyer from Hillary

saying how Bush has been sending jobs overseas...

[melody]

36. I don't drive anything, I hate coffee and I'm in ugly orthopedic sliders for life

I voted for Obama.

I'm really bad at this cult stuff anyway.

[provis99]

37. I drive an 86' Pontiac, drink Dr.Pepper, and wear combat boots

Not quite cult material; but can I join anyways? I AM willing to learn the secret Obama handshake.

[rucky]

38. Only as an associate member.

You'll have to lose the Sperrys to earn your badge, though.

[EmilyAnne]

40. I have an old green bicycle. I like straight espresso because its cheap and I can add a little bit

of milk at the condiment counter. I've been wearing a lot of ballet style flats and a pair of vintage boots with stacked wooden heels. And I've had my favorite oxfords resoled three times. They belonged to my late great aunt. I don't know where I fit into this cult.

[OnionPatch]

41. I do like coffee but just the regular kind.

Nice and strong. Cream and sugar.

[bleowheels]

42. I drive a BMW (bought it used), got married for the first time last year at the age of 38,

to a Chinese woman, my first child (a son) was born in January 2008, I live in an old Irish neighborhood in a Republican state, I drink Starbucks AND cheap regualar coffee, I don't hate the Chinese like so many others, I own at least one North Face jacket and as a long time Democrat son of a retired fire fighter, I support the next President of the United States, Senator Barack Obama.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. I don't drive, drink black coffee with sugar and don't wear birkenstocks.

Join us or die!

[Sulawesi]

45. If there are so few Latte drinkers, how does Obama keep winning?

[DearAbby]

46. I like plain ol coffee...and I drive a Toyota...I caucused for Obama

in Colorado.